>be me
>11
>convince mom to let me get bully, it had come out recently
>She never let me play M rated games and there were very few actual fun open world game that weren't M rated
>Playing dodgeball minigame
>Character yells "BUCKY NEVER LOSES" or something
>Dad overhears and thinks he said fuck
>Argue with him because no he didn't
> takes the game away
I was just thinking about this and getting mad, anyone have any similar/ funny stories
Bully was kino.
My mom bought me GTA 3 and VC when I was like 8.
Naruto Clash of Ninja 2 had recordings of the sound bytes for each character in the options. So when I was 14 and no one was around I jerked off too the attack and damage grunts Hinata Hyuga makes.
Back then, mom saw me blow the head of a hooker in vice city, she was so freak out, took the game away from me and showed me an article about a kid who dismembered his grandma cuz he thought she would respawn. Thanks mom
I got Jak 2 the year it was released on my 7th birthday, when my mom saw that the game was rated +12 she prohibited me from playing the game and only allowing me to play it on my birthdays until i turned 12.
Also she didn't let me play Tekken 5 until i was around 16 i think, and Clay Fighter 63 1/3 until i was around 12.
My childhood sucked when it came to age rating.
my little brother age 4~ dived off the stairs Max Payne style after watching my dad play it so much
Is he dead
When i was a 4-5 year old kid i accidentaly erased my brother's Donkey Kong 64 save, on which he had only 2 Golden Bananas from the beavers's minigame left to get for 100% completion.
>only 100%
he's permanently in bullet time now and the doctors don't know what to do
Repressed Bisexual edge-lord His No-Homo best friend and his side bitch throw Elliot Rodger off their schools roof
you should've call your father retarded faggot homosexual
>whoa, that's too violent!
>here, read about some dismemberment instead
father never cared for what i did
>replay Bully recently
>remember that one weirdly fucked up mission where you steal underage girls' panties for the pedophile gym coach
>forgot about the mission where you let a bunch of criminally insane patients out of the asylum
>or all the sexual tension between Jimmy and the art teacher
>or the mission where you help the lunch lady roofie and rape the science teacher
>or the bit where it's implied the gym coach molested the trailer park girl before having her expelled when she tried to tell the principal
>or Gary's SS uniform
>or the set of missions where you take voyeuristic photos of an underage cheerleader showering for the nerds, then the nerds post them all over town (and the FBI somehow don't get involved) and you rip them down in order to trick the same girl to go out with you even though you took the photos
Bully was great
Same, except I didn't even own the game. Whenever me and my cousin played I would always pick the female characters and after a few rounds I'd jerk off in the bathroom
My brother once beat the living shit out of me when I once erased his Morrowind save game on xbox
I didn't remember the max % was 200, but if it was, then he was about to complete it with just 2 Golden Bananas left to get.
I have no idea why but moms always pull the weird articles out when they want you to change something in your life.
Me and my mom would have a discussion about something, reach a sensible compromise and then she'd go on her phone and send me an article along the lines of PERSON X DID THIS AND NOW HE IS DEAD!!!!
I mean, it's good to teach by example I guess, but I always found it hilarious that all of them were from some fishy ass pseudo-news sites with "unlock your chakra" ads on the side.
>9 year old brown-noser
>play sims 2
>go to the official exchange to download lots and stuff, sometimes read stories
>someone just posted some modded sim porn as a story
>brown-nosing kicks in
>"that's against the rules!"
>go to report it
>mother walks in
>thinks I'm looking at sim porn
>thinks porn is why I'm playing sims in the first place
>she deletes everything and takes my game away
I had it coming for being a little shit. But it's still kind of upsetting to think she'd just delete stuff I worked over a year on like it's nothing. I had tons of families, storylines, lots and stuff going on. It hurt.
>parents are european boomers and didnt understand or give a shit about game ratings or their content
>drop one of my older brother's Baldur's Gate 2 CDs
>it snaps
>put it back in the case and pretend nothing happened
>he beats the shit out of me
good times
My dad broke the keyboard because he would get really fucking mad at CS 1.6 for some fucking reason. He stopped playing after that. It was just really funny because I think it was some basic stuff like dying to someone and having them trashtalk him.
When I was like 4 I would watch south park with my dad, and I was always aloud to play whatever I wanted really. I remember hanging with my 15 year old uncle and playing Conker.
My would just tell me if i ever repeated anything I heard or do anything I saw hed kick the shit out of me.
>cousin gave me his old box of game magazines for my birthday
>had a bunch of kickass art and fun articles
>as I went through the box, I found a magazine about weed and all that shit
>had no idea what that stuff was at the time
>asked my mom about it
>she threw the entire box of gaming magazines into the recycling
>old issues of Nintendo Power, Playstation Magazine, the Official Dreamcast Magazine
>now shredded into pulp
Mother didn't let me have video games until I was like 10 or 11 and would only let me play stuff like crash bandicoot or tony hawk.
>buddy has xbox and violent shooting games aka fun like 007 and halo
>ma sees us playing halo when picking me up one day
>MOM IT'S ALIENS ITS NOT EVEN PEOPLE LOOK EVEN THE BLOOD IS CARTOONY MAWM IT'S PURPLE IT'S JUST A ROBOT KILLING ALIENS TO SAVE PEOPLE NOT KILL PEOPLE SAVE THEM IT'S JUST ALIENS
>this works a new horizon opens up at home star wars battlefront is acceptable as long as I'm the people killing the "robots"
>buddy is actually a dick and one day starts killing marines on halo so they turn on us and we have to kill them
>mother sees me lighting up some soldier with a machine gun and blood splattering out his head and loses her shit
>starts researching games online before I can play them so basically nothing gets played
>start smoking weed just to spite her
it took me a few years to be able to handle violent movies and/or video games, because my parents sheltered the fuck out of me and i never even held a controller until i was nearly 14 years old
even now, i rather turn off blood/gore in games if there's an option for it, since it makes me feel uneasy
the joy of growing up with hypocrite pacifists
Everytime I hear stories like these I am glad my parents were chill.
>slashed eyebrow
Faggot alert
You are blowing these out of proportion and forgetting the most obvious one which was Jimmy being able to pinch the asses of little girls.
you should play Postal