Which Samus do you prefer?

New samus is for fucking while Old samus is for femdomming

>average height is 5'10
>average penis size is ~5 inches

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Old Samus was never canon

Her metroid prime hunters look was peak

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user those aren't people...

I want to see Old Samus dominate Average Guy

>tall enough to be noticed
>5'10''

cause that includes asia and those fucks dragging down world's average in every department

Coping lanklet freaks.

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>Average guy
>5'6"

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>6'3"
Give me old Samus only taller

The tallest one

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ah such a fine bait

this one

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short king

this is just adorable

>this is what manlets actually believe

>a manlet was mad enough to draw this
lmao

Only the first one has no penis. So the choice is quite obvious.

So new Samus

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>tall women

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>be american
>get your foreskin stolen, leaving your already small penis looking even worse
>grow up fantasizing about being rich and famous
>end up working at walmart for your entire life
>get fat and go bald from all the stress
>the only self-worth derived from your existance is that you are slightly taller than someone else

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China, Japan, Pajeets, Mexico and the rest of the Latin-American-countries-no-one-gives-a-shit about have their average height from 5’2”-5’4”. That’s why the average worldwide height is 5’6

The correct choice is Snake

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Could be worse, I couldve been yuropeen and gotten stabbed by a muslim at 22

Imagine drawing this.

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