>No Switch
Kek
No Switch
Daniel Ortiz
Landon Lee
>Activision Game
>PC version comes to EPIC
>Not BNET
fake
Adrian Moore
The Switch isn't a shovelware melting pot like the other consoles and PC
John Perry
cope harder
Jason Martin
The switch has only shovelware what the fuck are you on about
Joshua Garcia
Brayden Rivera
switch doesn't have enough memory to store the radical high scores I'm gonna rack up, dude
Adam Ramirez
It's okay to just admit you wasted money on a shit console that can't even handle ps3 and 360 games
Christian Perry
it's Vicarious Visions, the same people behind Crash.
Jack Jones
>EGS
day one pirate
Thomas Kelly
>mfw he's serious
Ethan Ortiz
I'm not even gonna lie, i am mad.
Made me laugh, though.
Wyatt Fisher
Why make a shitposting thread like this? Not a single person on this board only owns one console. I'd say the majority of people browsing Zig Forums have a PS4, Switch and PC.
Colton Murphy
>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.
Cooper Morales
Oliver Foster
>that can't even handle ps3 and 360 games
???
youtu.be
Jacob Gomez
I own a PC and PS4, but my PS4 has been gathering dust for a year
Eli Diaz
Do you not own a vacuum cleaner
Nicholas Lee
why is every fucking game a timed EGS exclusive these days? do people actually use that shit?
Bentley Stewart
>"if it isn't on the switch it's shit!"
every single time
Leo Wright
No you don’t and no it hasn’t. Cope, nincel.
Jace Long
Eric is back. Or the turkish roach. One of em.
Xavier Cruz
It has been shown again and again that Nintendo Switch owners won't play a game if it isn't available on the Switch, even if they have another platform at their disposal.
Sebastian Cooper
Real niggas already played 2X
Easton Jones
based beyond belief
Julian Campbell
Take a look at the e shop, friend
Jaxon Young
why did they not reveal the developer?
imagine if it's robomodo again LOL
Sebastian Reed
the switch is shovelware central, you zoomer retard
Hunter Campbell
it's literally in the image
Michael Walker
Nathan Kelly
I might actually get it, if it won't be a complete disaster like the previous few Tony Hawk games. It will probably be shit though.
Christopher Smith
>EGS
how does he keep doing it?
Noah Scott
>plRUSH TONEY GIVE US A PORT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT'S PERSONA 5 ALL OVER AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Julian Thomas
Tony Hawk in Smash confirmed
Jonathan Watson
Give him 2 years and valve is done so, he killed source with garage tier coding
Landon Hall
this the only game that has me hyped for the first time in at least 5 years