Assemble your dream team

>inb4 Rick

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>first game was a great cast that represented different aspects of PC "culture" (FPS character, popular gaming webcomic, well-known point and click, flash animation character)
>second game is just a mishmash of whatever IPs they could get

Jak (with Daxter)
Juliet Starling (with Nick)
Jake the Dog
Coach Z

Nico Goldstein is the dealer
Shantae serves drinks

Eh, I think calling Sam and Max part of "PC culture" is pushing it. They're very niche and I think it was just convenient that they already had the IP. Sam is my favorite in either of the games though.

So if you were gonna bring it back to 1's style who would you pick?

Sherlock Holmes
Chad Muska
Kratos
Tigger

Dealer is Chris McLean

It literally has to be Rick, how could it not?

I hate you

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There are a trillion better Adult Swim characters.
Plus, the popularity wasn't that important in 2. If it was leaked that 2 was going to have an Adult Swim character back before it came out, you'd be saying it literally has to be an Aqua Teen Hunger Force character.

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>poker with no stakes
So all-in every hand

My vote goes to Coach McGuirk for the [as] rep.

Maybe. But Rick and Morty didn't exist then and now it does and Aqua Teen was cancelled. Ergo, it's Rick.

I guess if you don't like fun.

>poker with no stakes
>fun

Carl Brutananadilewski
The Engineer
Bender
Francis York Morgan

I think the appeal is more in the fun characters and the game is just background.

arnold rimmer
postal dude
stanley tweedle
duke nukem

Probably Morty. Possibly Jerry. The issue with Rick and Morty is that they don't add anything of value to this scenario. Neither of them would share any sort of info that would feel special outside of the show.

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirateā„¢
Homestar Runner
Frank West
Tony Hawk

Luigi as the dealer

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if you want to lose constantly sure. The game keeps track of your winnings so if you play and racked up a massive debt you are kinda ass

This desu and I've played hundreds of hours on pokerroom.com back in the day and those two poker games for xbox 360. Retards literally go all in preflop 90% of the time. It's easy to win but just boring as shit especially if you've ever been in a real poker room. I thought the first poker night was shit and I love Brock Samson.

>Possibly Jerry
I'd go with him, if only because he's responsible for the first time I've laughed watching this show in years

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My fucking point was that shit doesn't matter. They went with Brock Samson, a character from a less popular show. There's no fucking guarantee.
They could pull out Coach McGuirk or Carl if that's who they wanted to use.

Stats still exist. You don't to show everyone that you're loser.

R8 me faggots
Alyx
Deckard Cain
Abe (oddworld)
Serious Sam

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>Francis and Carl
Best one so far.
I bet you could make a good one with just John DiMaggio

Jake
Dr. Drakken
The Scotsman
Schnitzel

what a mess

Sterling Archer
Demoman
Bigby Wolf
Rick Astley

Archer sounds like he'd be good at first, but then you remember how the writing on the show just devolved into a bunch of catchphrases.

>Abe
Have you played the games or are you just a hipster faggot?

Rick from Rick and Morty
Russel from Half Life Alyx
Vaughn from Borderlands 3
and pic related

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lo wang
duke nukem
caleb
lady butterfly

Yes I dont see what the problem with having him is.

>*BURP* HEY GLADOS I HEARD YOU WERE TURNED INTO POTATO BUT GUESS WHAT I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE
>I AM A PICKLE RIIIICK
>WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB

I'm not really sure, the internet and gaming has changed so much in the past decade alone that I don't know if you could really match the same dream team as the original. The most I can think of would be adding something like one of the Newgrounds mascots and maybe Gabe since they already did Tycho, but vidya webcomics are pretty dead in the water right now so I don't know if that'd be the best way to go about it

This is a good list. Tony isn't that interesting irl though, I think Chad would be the best THPS rep.
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Not bad but needs more talk-y/wacky characters.
Deckard makes me think Decker from Decker: Unclassified would be good.

Zorak
The Medic
LeChuck
Manny Calavera

G-Man as dealer

Damn, I know you're right but early Archer was one of the best adult cartoons on the air. Plus H. Jon Benjamin's voice.

Barney (Half-Life)
Asami (LoK)
Wehrmacht/OKW Commander or Officer (CoH2)
Joker (Telltale one)

Coach McGuirk
Bigby Wolf
The Engineer
Travis Touchdown

Sam & Max return as the dealers

>Carl Brutananadilewski/Master Shake
>Francis l4d
>Lechuck or Murray
>JC Denton

OP can't inb4 you gigantic faggot
And you know rick and morty would be in

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>Zorak
user I....

>Coach (Left 4 Dead 2)
>Jesse (Minecraft Story Mode)
>Rocket Racoon (Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series)
Haruko Haruhaka (FLCL), she counts because Adult Swim helped produce the sequel seasons

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Rhys, tales from borderlands, can't really think of anyone else at the moment but god damn fucking zorak would be perfect.

>OP can't
Don't tell me what to do nigger