Hey guys

What if..l Mario was doing DRUGs

Oh man owned so clever +1000 upvotes

Or wait, how about GIRLS BORING SOCIALITE ONLY EXIST FOR OTHER PEOPLE, GUYS DO FUNNY THING?! So creative, so original, cmon gimme all the upvotes

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lmao what if the goombers mario kill had family and mario was actually the bad guy

Oh man, that’d be so radicool

what is mayro used a gun?

SUPER MARIO IN REAL LIFE???

BUT WAIT! WHAT IF PEACH WAS ACTUALLY A SLUT

Bros...
what if...
Mario was a nigger?

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MASHED did it better

>Or wait, how about GIRLS BORING SOCIALITE ONLY EXIST FOR OTHER PEOPLE, GUYS DO FUNNY THING?!
Explain

Prostagmario?Luigieh?

ZIMBABWE

Bros what if mario was real?

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definitely amazeballs

>he wasnt there to see mario become real
we live in a post mario realized world

>italian
He is.

marios materialization and the subsequent fallout will forever be the most significant event in human history

mario if he real

Supah mary oh in real loyfe

the kid who made that is an unironic tranny now btw the way

We are all Mario on the inside

how to you guys make merrio do funnmy dances pose to post on interweb???i tried to no avelil do it on myboy gba android emulater

I will remind them.

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Illumination Mario looking freat

>Minion with Mario hat and stache before the movie starts
You just know

Hey, isn't it funny how Mario and Link are always saving Peach and Zelda, but they never put out?

Dark Souls hard!

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GIRLS LAME GUYS FUN LOL

HeHE VIOLENCE IN GAMES SO COOOOL

What if Jumpman jumped and never came back down

>What if innocent thing was not innocent????

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Guys
What if animal crossing nintendo game is compared to real world?

What if not innocent thing was innocent????

woah this is deep....

what if animal corssing villager had axe and not cut tress but................. prepare for it.................... KILLD PEOPLE WITH AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS LOOK I CAN OWN A HOUSE IN THIS GAME WHILE IN REAL LIFE I LIVE IN A SHOEBOX DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I WASTE MY MONEY ON FUNKO DILDOS

This is what people mean when they say "Newgrounds style."

If Kirby ate me he’d get the depression ability LOOOOL

what if the like animal crossing dude was popular, but like the uh player......wasnt.........

WHAT IF ANIMAL CROSSING... BUT IN DOOOOM! “They don’t even make sense toge-“ IT IS IN DOOM BECAUSE THEY CAME OUT ON THE SAME DATE, SEE?

lmao guys guys what if lmao bowser and peach had the sex behind marios back and she actually enjoyed being kidnapped heheheh

Hey guys
guys
What if... Doomguy
WAS WHOLESOME 100

BRO

Dude like what if Luigi you know Luigi? What if Luigi got beat up because he is GREEN!

what if link goes into a house and star smashing pots and the people living there get mad

What if Peach... was actually cheating on Mario by having sex with Bowser?!!!

Villagers are immune to axes. They just bounce off of them.

Lmao bros what if yoshi took off his stinky shoes and forced mario to lick his feet haha guys

What if they freeking called him GREEN MARIO and forgot he was there when talking to Mario!