Why is Yennefer better than Triss?

bend over!

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OH MY GOD A GIRL I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Is that an offer?

fix your life retard

Based

I have an image for this but the last time I posted it I got banned because mods are fags so i'll just describe it, helium tank, CPAP tubing and mask.

>ugly white girl

That's not Yen.

I am trans btw.

>helium tank
Biomedical Scientist here. The common helium tanks sold these days won't really work for proper suicide.

Yen is toxic
Reminder that in the span of only 2 quests she
>destroys a significant magical artifact and in so doing could've destroyed all Skellige
>interrupts a funeral and acts condescending towards women who just lost their entire family
>uses necromancy to torture a corpse into information doesnt give a fuck when she learns the corpse saved her daughters life
>this act also permanently desecrates a holy site
She has no sense of diplomacy or decency or manners. She wants everybody to obey her unquestioningly and cant waste a single breath to say please or any reassurance

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>toxic

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fpbp

>honest
>your daughter is the most important thing
>always wants to fuck unless she can spend time saving your daughter
>wants to live away from all the intrigues and politics in a quiet house drinking wine and fucking on a stuffed unicorn

How can Triss even compete.

IS THAT A NIPPLE!?? IN MY BLUE BOARD!??????????????????????

That's a man, fellas

She is, but Geralt likes being bossed around by Yen. He's tired of slaying whores for over a century with no effort, he wants a woman who makes him work for it.

I'm so fucking lonely, what does sex feel like Zig Forums?

Fuck Women.

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Salty milk and coins

>>destroys a significant magical artifact and in so doing could've destroyed all Skellige
what?
>interrupts a funeral and acts condescending towards women who just lost their entire family
when? never happened.
>uses necromancy to torture a corpse into information doesnt give a fuck when she learns the corpse saved her daughters life
oh, i feel so sorry for a corpse. it was necessary anyway, even geralt was onboard with it.
>this act also permanently desecrates a holy site
who gives a shit. skelliniggers deserve to have their whole islands nuked.
>she wants everyone to obey her
because she knows what she's doing. she's a centuries old sorceress and a massive geopolitical player. geralt is literally a pawn in her set.

Why is Yennefer's armpit better than Triss?

Personality : 0/2
Face: 2/2
Boobs : 1/2
Ass: 0/2
Legs : 0/2
Final rating: 3/10 would not bang

prove it
you can't

>tfw no childhood crush to grow up playing vidya with
it hurts to live bros

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Blow yourself up inside Rockefellers house with important Rockefellers inside

Because Triss is a nigger.

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Why does this make me horny?

For me? It's Anna.

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you won't

I've fapped to her BLACKED video tons of times.

sauce?
don't like blacked tho

smile more

These death grips lyrics?

butt how do?

How much would you pay to lick that armpit?

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that's not very social distancing of you

Because you want a girl that isn't a complete sociopath. Don't fight it, take the yellowpill. The world we live in is against us, and it's time to fight back

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make-up... a lot of make-up

Youre probably fat and ugly lol

you know that feeling you get when you go to bed at night and feel empty and unsatisfied?
the opposite of that.
OR
if it is bad, it feels the same as that.