I'm sick of the addicts who play this game. i just wanna go online and have fun...

i'm sick of the addicts who play this game. i just wanna go online and have fun. i never asked for every match to be a life or death struggle like we're at evo grand finals. it's not fun, it's not fair and it's not worth my time.

get the fuck out of online play and go to tournaments if you want to tryhard, kid. have sex incel.

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>waaaah why are people good at video game why cant they be bad like me
stick to bing bang wahoo, anything else is clearly too hard for you

>playing randoms
have friends, geek.

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Yikes

You are absolutely correct and right in your desire for a casual play

Just play with bots and pretend that you're playing against humans
I mean, there's no microphone online, you can't taunt, there's lag and you clearly don't want to play against skilled people. You have no reason to not just stick to offline matches

If you're a Zelda player you can eat shit.

t. jobless NEET who plays 18 hours a day

why did they even get rid of for fun and for glory?
like what even could the possible logic be behind lumping everyone together instead of keeping the two distinct modes

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Play in arenas, they are a lot more laid back most the time.

Unironically get good

>i want to compete against other people in video game
>but i don't want them to be good at the game

this is all i'm hearing, you just want to win and you're mad you can't, losing is part of the process so get good faggot, everyone with any amount of skill in the game has probably lost more matches than you've ever played

>DUDE EVERY MATCH IS EVO GRAND FINALS WHY ARENT YOU A JOBLESS LOSER PLAYS 18 HOURS A DAY LIKE ME

This

Playing online is only frustrating because of the lag and input delay. Playing on the couch I can beat my friend with 3 lives remaining. Over online he schools me because my inputs are delayed. If you only practice online you will get better and used to the input delays though.

no one can go to tournaments right now sperg

I mean what are you complaining about? Toxicity? People hating on you for taunting or something? I can understand those but you shouldnt get upset at people who try their hardest as long as long as they're not being a dick intentionally.

he said he wanted to have fun. though it can be fun to be hypercompetitive it can also be fun to fuck around with weaker/wackier characters or items or whatever, it's casual play.

Honestly, I can empathize with OP. I play online with all items on, four players, hazards and all that and there are still absolute tryhards in every match. I don't get why they don't just play 1v1 ranked instead of dunking on punks like me. And all the tryhards are FE characters or Joker.

>play fighting game
>don't try to win

are you brain damaged user

>I don't get why they don't just play 1v1 ranked instead of dunking on punks like me.
Most people tend to. It's just they get lumped in because of how actually terrible matchmaking is in this game. The system intentionally matches up people with heavily conflicting rulesets and swaps between them for some reason, for this ass shit compromise.

what's sex like bros

Oh, fuck, yeah. My bad. I forgot the matchmaking does that, it compromises instead of just waiting longer for 1v1.

GO PLAY ARENAS RETARDS

sex isn't real I found out the hard way that its a longrunning normalfaggot joke they use to make fun of outcasts and autists

Quickplay isnt that bad of a system. But if there were ways to make it stricter and if there were ways to set your most preferred over least preferred (I would rather take a 5 minute timed match with no stocks over a 3 stock 1 minute, or however low you can go) and if GSP was separated per ruleset (and functioned like a real leaderboard)

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should we build an army?

The thing that blows my mind is that For Glory and For Fun was a really good system in Sm4sh and worked just fine. Then they fucked it up in Ultimate, no idea why.

literally play arenas
they don’t give good smashie points so everyone just plays normally and with characters they like

/thread

Excellent counter bait user

this, regular competetive is for brainless retards who only care about number go up & YouTubers for clickbait. Everyone else who actually plays the game is in arena

Imagine if there was For Glory and For Fun by default but you could go into the main menu settings and set up your own highly customizable presets. I.e set a strictness scale on 1-10 on preferrability, and set most valued parts of the ruleset (i.e no items preferred over having no stocks) and to play with GSP or without GSP. And you could name them. Autist idea I know but god it would amazing.

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It may shock you but some people are so fucking stupid they refuse to practice and refuse to play "Casual" game modes.
I know a guy that hops on a shooter like 2 times a week and ONLY hops on when he can roll in a 4+ stack, and ONLY wants to play if they're playing ranked.
Also refuses to watch any videos with common techniques he can't pull off and when you grill him for having shitty decision making/not knowing how to do a tactic he will ask you to demonstrate to him in a ranked match because he refuses to play non ranked and won't watch videos.
And then he wonders why everyone makes fun of him and won't play with him.

Are you sad that we have slower reaction times thotling? Online is a trainwreck of lag anyway so you should be cheesing it to get one over on those evul nazi bois.

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I do this as well but I would use quickplay if it was more diverse like in that paragraph i made above you

This post made me realize something
Its a kid game but kids most likely wouldnt be able to play online because of the 30's years old NEETs playing day and night and taking it too seriously