DKCHADS RISE UP

apparently they're trying out just outright selling the characters in a bundle now

Funky Kong might have been in Mario Kart Wii, but Dixie is new blood from the DK series. K Rool will definitely get in since this is a gacha and every stone must be squeezed for blood.

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>LM King Boo has the best design but shittiest frenzy

they coulda just given him lucky 7 and it would have easily been the best character in the game

>more cool shit being limited to fucking tour
i'm at my fucking limit

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I thought Funky Kong OD'd in Miami. Either way, I'm glad he's back and playable.

Funky > Rool

Ever so tempted but as long as I have Waluigi I'm alright.

When is geno getting into tour

It’s fucking amazing to see 4 Kongs playable in a Mario Kart game.

Soon

Just makes me want MK9 or some shit, Funky is too cool for Tour. I played the beta and it was laggy as fuck.

DKC Returns sucks and fails to capture the charm of the Rare games.

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>pauline
>more kongs
>hammer bros
>skins for characters beyond yoshis/shyguys/metals

Yep, if they put half as much effort into MK9 ill be happy

>no 3DS DK Jungle because that would've made sense
>no DK Jungle Parkway because that also would've made sense

What? we gotta wait for Cranky Kong for those?

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not really, nintendo servers in general are fucked right now

Yeah fuck you op no one wants to see this mobile shit fuckery

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stop playing this glorified slot machine piece of shit so nintendo can work on an actual MK games

Don't worry, they'll just port everything from Tour into 9 instead of making any actual new content for 9.

Wholeheartedly agreed. Jungle Climber was better at that than Returns was.

lol

>Mario Kart Mobile

So it's nothing then?

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>Mobile.
Gay

It’s only a matter of time until the Double Dash sequel

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>mobile
bad shit with awful controls

>Funky and Dixie right next to eachother in Pipe order
Prophet.

>I actually thought there was an actual DK announcement for a second
That's a (You) problem. Get the fuck back, you illiterate retard.

>thought it was a new DKCR
>it's just fucking mobile trash
Fuck you, OP

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would you user?

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Btw here’s one where I just tried to make as many combos as possible. Want to include Nabbit but don’t know who to partner him with. Peachette because they both are technically from NSMBU?

>Dixie and Funky
OH SHI-
>mobile trash
Oh, nevermind.

Forgot image

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>we could've gotten a new MK9
>we get a shit mobile game instead

Pocket Camp and Heroes didn't stop New Horizons and Three Houses

It made both noticeably shittier though

To be fair, new leaf and FE fates didn’t get switch ports that added new content to the games, unlike MK8

So then MK8D is the reason MK9 is not happening, not Tour. As well as maybe the Mario Kart team doesn't want to be tethered to Mario Kart like the Animal Crossing team doesn't want to do Animal Crossing all the time.

I'm sorry, I play good Nintendo related gachas over garbage ones.

Play Fire Emblem Heroes.

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>Funky Kong
>Dixie Kong in Mario Kart for the first time ever
>it's in mobile shit
JUST FUCKING UPDATE 8D IT'S THE BEST SELLING GAME ON THE SWITCH HOLY FUCK

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