>game is longer than 10-20 hours
I ain't got time for this bullshit anymore
Game is longer than 10-20 hours
okay grandpa, tetris has always existed so go back to playing it.
Gotta spend those hours mindlessly scrolling through Zig Forums instead, huh?
They forgot the neckbeard.
Zoom zoom
Is it summer already?
>researchers from OnlineCasino.ca
I know this is a bait thread, but every game over 20 hours has padding.
Too busy slaying pussy?
>the head
is that a real thing? I keep worrying my head is deforming because of my headphones, i'm seriously very paranoid about it, i noticed my head feels flatter in the middle than i remember too.
joke's on them, this is what gamers look like now
This has never been refuted.
that's nothing gambling in a canadian casino for 20 minutes can't fix
Not unless your headphones clamp down like a fucking vice.
Yet you still have enough time to make and monitor this shitty thread faggot
>Game has about 10 hours of solid, actually enjoyable content but is padded out with useless bullshit to meet the "hour a dollar" stupidity people have
No idea why people think longer=better
Only if you're less than 5 y/o
Then your life is probably a mess
This is how I have imagined most gamers have looked for the past 10 years anyway.
That image assumes Gamers procreate but we know Gamers can't Rise Up
>I have time to play three 20 hour long games, but I don't have time to play one 60 hour long game
Why do people say this? It doesn't make sense. Their issue with the games are clearly not time but something else.
i wish i had a shirt like that
That's what I look like now...
mogs me
if I'm paying 60+ for a fucking game it better be longer than that
That's literally what I look like now except I don't have a gamer dent
No its not real. It will flatten your hair a bit or if you're a baldlet then it can make the thin layer of flesh at the top of your head flatten slightly but it would go away in like 30 mins after having the headset off.
I don't understand how someone can't get at the very least 30 minutes of exercise a day.
That in combination with not eating like a pig or drinking a shit tonne of soda will mean you will at the very least stay relatively thin. At the very least you won't look bad.
Let this be our final battle...
>.ca
Why are canucks so stupid these days? I swear ever since 2012 their IQ has plummeted.
Most games overstay their welcome after 20 hours
Our rivalry ends here!
>game is forcing me to actually talk to people, and look at my fucking map
i-i-it's good i swear, but really!
How the fuck do you remember to get 30 minutes of exercise every goddamn day
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SUCCESSOR TO HOMO SAPIENS BROTHER!
Nu-gamers don't have enough testosterone for a beard.
heh...
KAKATTE KOI
one thing I'm realizing is that everyone is geting smaller jaws, double chins and turkey necks, we need to do something about it
Who /evolved/ here?
niggers evolved?
So we all turn into Ron Perlman?