Get on Xbox

Yeah im not reading all that lol just by the fact that you replied with something this long is proof that you are an asswipe.

so what you been up to OP?

Ok zoomer, maybe this post won’t be too long for your YouTube video attention span

Get used to it user, a lot of people take the stereotypical grown up route real quick. I have a friend who's been consistently in relationships since he was 18 and he gets completely pussy whipped IMMEDIATELY. We thought he was making excuses not to hang out with us with his last girl, he came for what was meant to be 2 hours to watch UFC. The fights weren't even over before his phone was blowing up with texts, then calls. Then we decided to drink and he decided to spend the night because he got too drunk to bike home, she was constantly trying to get a hold of him through the night. She only knew one of the people in our friend group so starting at 8AM she was texting and calling our friend because her boyfriend was still sleeping. Fucking cancer. Not too many guys get THAT whipped but goddamn I couldn't imagine being in my 20s and being annoyed like that just to get some pussy on the regular.

nothing much man. Just playing games and chilling out.
Now please stop fucking asking me this

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so what you been up to

so what do we do now?

wait hold up, be right back

It’s just such bullshit. My best friend and I used to hang out literally every single weekend and play video games and watch shitty horror movies while drinking and having lots of fun for like 2 years and then as soon as he got a gf a few months ago I’ve seen him like 3 times and we don’t even text anymore. And those 3 times we did hang he was of course just on his phone the ENTIRE time texting her and we didn’t even have fun. I fucking HATE women

>Keeps asking me what you been up to man, can't banter
Sounds like the dude's just super baked and can't handle his weed, he probably realizes he's being quiet/not talking so he tries to talk asking the same dumb questions

>Plays every game like complete shit, sounds like he's bored
He probably is, he's probably burnt out on gaming or the games you're playing but doesn't have a replacing hobby to fill his time with so he just gets baked to have some fun playing

>the entire time we are playing his worthless stay at home wife is reading stories and shit out loud off of Facebook
Can't defend that, one of my friends recently got a gf and he'll be talking to the boys AND on the phone with her at the same time. It's so annoying because we can hear his gf ask if what he just said was towards her and we ask if he's talking to us. When she's over at his place it's even worse

Yeah I don’t know. He smokes like 4 blunts a day and he’s been doing that forever. Anytime we hang out and smoke weed he doesn’t even act any different afterwards. He plays guitar a lot so it’s not like gaming is all he has to do

>chilling out
As you make a flame thread against your "friend" on a Friday night.

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To be honest man this is just part of life partially, seeing your friends less as you get older. A good chunk of the blame comes directly on your friend, not her as annoying as you make her sound. Anytime I have a girlfriend I make it clear if I'm hanging out with my friends I don't want her to excessively text me. Once every bit is fine but constantly is annoying as hell. Sounds like he wanted to talk to her more than he wanted to focus on hanging out, which is also on him. He chose to date this woman as well, so it's also his choice in women.

But, have you considered maybe you're part of the problem?

Well yeah.. I know it’s not all his fault. I’m not the most fun guy to be around, vidya is basically my only real hobby and I can understand if that can get old for some people. It just feels bad because we hung out so much for so long and he didn’t really have a problem quitting that it seems. I feel like I liked him a lot more than he liked me in the end. His gf might be a really great girl, I’ve never met her. I just miss my best friend man.

Just leave your phone at home. I less you have a kid or something.
I do. But I've moved around so much I moved away from all my friends.

Well, I don't have any friends at all because I generally don't like people? My life is better with just having acquaintances and randoms on the internet like Zig Forums to discuss shit with.

Are you happy? Or at least content?

The circle of life, I used to hang out with my buds all the time until I got seriously ill at 21, pretty much recovered now 7 years later and all of them have become normalfags, wife, kids, "career", ect.. None of them can even game for longer than an hour most of the time and anytime I'll play with them I'll feel inferior for having none of that shit, I pretty much cut all ties at this point and blame life for wasting my 20s, it's unironically a cosmic joke to me at this point, can't even find a job with a 7 year gap

>playing MHW on xbox
you deserved it

Fuck off pc autist/blu ray collector

>wife is reading stories and shit out loud off of Facebook
>tfw one of my best friends wife does this constantly
>She's somehow LOUDER on the mic than he is
>Despite the mic being right beside his face and her being multiple feet away
>Dog does something she doesn't like
>She ACTUALLY yells
>Realize that she was just talking normally before and it's somehow louder than most people yelling
STOP FUCKING YELLING YOU SHRILL BANSHEE BITCH
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE

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Is that you, Mike Matei? James does seem high most of the time, I guess that's how he copes with being in a job he no longer has passion for

The worst part is that she’s stoned as well so her voice is extra annoying. It’s always some pointless shit like “ohh my god this woman has corona virus and she’s still shopping and these assholes are trying put her in jail wow it’s a free country and she should be able to go where she wants” or “look at this reddit picture lol pickle rick” or some shit

He only hung out and played vidya with you because he had nothing better to do. Doing things with a gf, even non sexual things, feels more fun than lazing around with a bro eating cheetos and playing video games.
t. also used to have friends and now eats cheetos and plays vidya alone

Yes, I enjoy a quiet life. I guess I'm an old hermit man in a young body.