>get on Xbox >immediately invited to party chat >friend is stoned 99% of the time >plays every game like complete shit >the entire time we are playing his worthless stay at home wife is reading stories and shit out loud off of Facebook >every five minutes he asks “so what you been up to man” even though I give him the exact same answer every time >can’t handle banter at all >just randomly puts the controller down or gets off the mic every 5 minutes to do whatever and makes us lose >every time we finish a mission in GTA or hunt in MHW he says “so what now man” like he’s bored
IF YOU DIDNT HAVE A GOAL IN MIND OR IF YOU ARE BORED WHY THE FUCK DID YOU INVITE ME YOU FUCKING FOOL AHHHHHHH I WANT BETTER FRIEND BUT HE’S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE LEFT
He sounds chill user, the only common denominator in your no friend situation is you
Dominic Gomez
How? Why should you invite me to a voice chat if you are gonna do all this shit/act bored the whole time we are playing? Goddammit why can’t things just be like they were 4 years ago when we were all single and would hang out and be happy all the time? Now everyone is married and having kids and shit and we are only fucking 21/22 years old. I fucking hate his SJW wife so goddamn much, fucking cunt won’t even let him buy stuff in gta without asking her for permission first even though she NEVER plays the game
Jackson Roberts
Wohoah dude, take it easy man
Andrew Phillips
Maybe find a new friend? This isn't an Xbox problem.
Asher Morgan
I don’t feel any emotional connection to new people I meet, no matter how hard I try. I only like the old stuff
Tyler Price
Yeah im not reading all that lol just by the fact that you replied with something this long is proof that you are an asswipe.
Leo Stewart
so what you been up to OP?
Angel Morgan
Ok zoomer, maybe this post won’t be too long for your YouTube video attention span
Jason Kelly
Get used to it user, a lot of people take the stereotypical grown up route real quick. I have a friend who's been consistently in relationships since he was 18 and he gets completely pussy whipped IMMEDIATELY. We thought he was making excuses not to hang out with us with his last girl, he came for what was meant to be 2 hours to watch UFC. The fights weren't even over before his phone was blowing up with texts, then calls. Then we decided to drink and he decided to spend the night because he got too drunk to bike home, she was constantly trying to get a hold of him through the night. She only knew one of the people in our friend group so starting at 8AM she was texting and calling our friend because her boyfriend was still sleeping. Fucking cancer. Not too many guys get THAT whipped but goddamn I couldn't imagine being in my 20s and being annoyed like that just to get some pussy on the regular.
Ian Reed
nothing much man. Just playing games and chilling out. Now please stop fucking asking me this
Kayden Jenkins
... so what you been up to
Alexander Thompson
so what do we do now?
wait hold up, be right back
James King
It’s just such bullshit. My best friend and I used to hang out literally every single weekend and play video games and watch shitty horror movies while drinking and having lots of fun for like 2 years and then as soon as he got a gf a few months ago I’ve seen him like 3 times and we don’t even text anymore. And those 3 times we did hang he was of course just on his phone the ENTIRE time texting her and we didn’t even have fun. I fucking HATE women
Christian Sanders
>Keeps asking me what you been up to man, can't banter Sounds like the dude's just super baked and can't handle his weed, he probably realizes he's being quiet/not talking so he tries to talk asking the same dumb questions
>Plays every game like complete shit, sounds like he's bored He probably is, he's probably burnt out on gaming or the games you're playing but doesn't have a replacing hobby to fill his time with so he just gets baked to have some fun playing
>the entire time we are playing his worthless stay at home wife is reading stories and shit out loud off of Facebook Can't defend that, one of my friends recently got a gf and he'll be talking to the boys AND on the phone with her at the same time. It's so annoying because we can hear his gf ask if what he just said was towards her and we ask if he's talking to us. When she's over at his place it's even worse
Cameron Turner
Yeah I don’t know. He smokes like 4 blunts a day and he’s been doing that forever. Anytime we hang out and smoke weed he doesn’t even act any different afterwards. He plays guitar a lot so it’s not like gaming is all he has to do
Jace Hill
>chilling out As you make a flame thread against your "friend" on a Friday night.
To be honest man this is just part of life partially, seeing your friends less as you get older. A good chunk of the blame comes directly on your friend, not her as annoying as you make her sound. Anytime I have a girlfriend I make it clear if I'm hanging out with my friends I don't want her to excessively text me. Once every bit is fine but constantly is annoying as hell. Sounds like he wanted to talk to her more than he wanted to focus on hanging out, which is also on him. He chose to date this woman as well, so it's also his choice in women.
But, have you considered maybe you're part of the problem?
Eli Watson
Well yeah.. I know it’s not all his fault. I’m not the most fun guy to be around, vidya is basically my only real hobby and I can understand if that can get old for some people. It just feels bad because we hung out so much for so long and he didn’t really have a problem quitting that it seems. I feel like I liked him a lot more than he liked me in the end. His gf might be a really great girl, I’ve never met her. I just miss my best friend man.
Liam Ross
Just leave your phone at home. I less you have a kid or something. I do. But I've moved around so much I moved away from all my friends.
Isaac Peterson
Well, I don't have any friends at all because I generally don't like people? My life is better with just having acquaintances and randoms on the internet like Zig Forums to discuss shit with.
Eli Flores
Are you happy? Or at least content?
Liam Barnes
The circle of life, I used to hang out with my buds all the time until I got seriously ill at 21, pretty much recovered now 7 years later and all of them have become normalfags, wife, kids, "career", ect.. None of them can even game for longer than an hour most of the time and anytime I'll play with them I'll feel inferior for having none of that shit, I pretty much cut all ties at this point and blame life for wasting my 20s, it's unironically a cosmic joke to me at this point, can't even find a job with a 7 year gap
Michael Thomas
>playing MHW on xbox you deserved it
Kayden Thompson
Fuck off pc autist/blu ray collector
Dylan Myers
>wife is reading stories and shit out loud off of Facebook >tfw one of my best friends wife does this constantly >She's somehow LOUDER on the mic than he is >Despite the mic being right beside his face and her being multiple feet away >Dog does something she doesn't like >She ACTUALLY yells >Realize that she was just talking normally before and it's somehow louder than most people yelling STOP FUCKING YELLING YOU SHRILL BANSHEE BITCH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
Is that you, Mike Matei? James does seem high most of the time, I guess that's how he copes with being in a job he no longer has passion for
Jace Stewart
The worst part is that she’s stoned as well so her voice is extra annoying. It’s always some pointless shit like “ohh my god this woman has corona virus and she’s still shopping and these assholes are trying put her in jail wow it’s a free country and she should be able to go where she wants” or “look at this reddit picture lol pickle rick” or some shit
Henry Butler
He only hung out and played vidya with you because he had nothing better to do. Doing things with a gf, even non sexual things, feels more fun than lazing around with a bro eating cheetos and playing video games. t. also used to have friends and now eats cheetos and plays vidya alone
Brandon White
Yes, I enjoy a quiet life. I guess I'm an old hermit man in a young body.
