Am*ricans be like

This is fucking cool. Burger approved.

Go on AliExpress. Got a custom flag printed for less than $5 once

Thanks user I may do just that

this almost makes sense, because people often decorate their fridge with nonsense.
but someone needs to explain why the RDR2 oven exists.

I can

All that salted mature venison makes me hungry

when RDR2 came out i went to the forest and found a snake and a mushroom and cooked them over a wood fire.

actually tasted pretty good and i planned to do it again, but ended up just going back to tendies and mcdonalds instead.

It is astonishing just how immaculately engineered RoS was as the final nail in the SW coffin. The only parts I kinda enjoyed were the moments where JJ explicitly shat on Rian Johnson as payback for Rian sabotaging his gay mystery boxes from 7, and even then it was still just sloppy hack writing.

Why'd you kill a snake?

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i got some PS4 controller parts from aliexpress and they took literally 3 months to come, and they ended up being the wrong parts anyway.

i wanted to be a tough cowboy like arthur, but i immediately felt bad and cried.
then decided to eat the snake anyway so it wouldn't go to waste.

Gas? That's a win, in my books. Cooking on anything but gas is disgusting, and you owe it to yourself to cook with high precision.

If you don't have:
>high quality chef's knife that's AT LEAST 8 inches or longer
>Gas stove
>proper saute/fry pan/dutch oven
>good olive oil

You have not made it. And these are simple, relatively inexpensive, and the bare minimum to a functional kitchen.

If it's any consolation the snake probably didn't care. They don't really have that complex emotions to begin with.

Americans went to the moon you eurocuck

*exhales through nose as a chuckle*
What?

>eating random mushrooms and snakes from the woods
You aren't going to make it past 30

All I have is
>electric stove
>butter knives
>tin foil
>canola

Imagine being so wealthy that you can buy useless crap. Then imagine being a europoor too destitute to enjoy anything so you make a salty thread to cry about your material and spiritual poverty.

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You cried because you killed a snake? wtf

Western pop culture is fucking disgusting.

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He's not a sociopath like you

average Zig Forums user is michael cera or a tranny

That was probably installed in theatres or something, or Disney actually bought fucking advertising space in an office kitchen?

Disney went fucking nuts with Star Wars merchandising and bled their golden goose dry.