Overwatch

Do people actually choose what video games to play based on how hard it makes their dick? Do they not know they can search "big tiddy" on google, get 3 billion results, jerk off, and then move on with their lives, unhindered by the fog of carnal want? Why would anyone invest hours into a video game that isn't even fun just to jerk off to it? I'm starting to think this whole "coomer" thing isn't just a meme...

nice tiddies, shame about the rest. and shame its for overwatch

are you not male?

Unfathomably based.

The skin tone. Mercy is not a nigger

>healing for praise
>not healing because you're a little slut

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chad status

Almost as based as Tyrone

What, you don't like belly button rings?

For the same reason people spend sixty bucks on CoD instead of watching CNN

>mercy
>slut

You do know she's the healer, right?

ha ha har
i am ze ubermenche

less whitoid males and only have black males so overwatch porn is almost exclusively interracial

MADE

yes, that's why she's the slut, what about it?

this looks so off, as if someone put mercy's head from the game on a blender render of pharahs body

>half the cast has some sort of auto aim shit
>the other half actually has to aim and play like a normal FPS
this sucks so much

That's the opposite of slut. She gives the healers, she doesn't take them.

i'm the slut. mercy is just the vessel

Healing is the easiest role, which is why mostly women do it.

you really suck at analogies

The 36 thumbs down on that factual post has further cemented my opinion that the only people who play Overwatch are cucks. Mercy is genuinely braindead easy to play, especially in comparison to the other characters

This brave poster was right and was crucified for it

Of course I am, and I love big boobie as much as the next guy, but I also understand that being horny leads to poor decision making skills, such as spending 30 dollars on a gatcha game just to get a png of your waifu that you could find on google for free in 2 seconds. Why would I invest my valuable time and money on a video game that will maybe make me bust a nut, only to be followed immediately by shame and regret at such a pathetic pursuit, when I could get the same experience but with endless free internet porn, and far less investment?

I dunno, maybe the gameplay

I bet this faggot cries in voice chat when he is not healed over every other player

mercy is infact a handicap to the rest of the team
that is why you get shit on when you pick her, it actively ruins 4 other players games.
Luicio applies buckets of pressure at all times
Moira may as well be a dps
Ana is so over kitted she can counter everything
The gollywog guy counters death or something i dunno, uninstalled ages ago
Mercy does nothing. weak heal, weak buff, zero damage, revive is so slow you will always die trying it

wrong
shes wholly subservient to her team and dependent on them directly to be capable of playing the game
peak submissive
and when she feels compelled to go around healing everybody just to seek their praise instead of pocketing one of the dps like shes supposed to, thats what makes her a slut

IS THE ACTUAL PORN OF THIS?

What's the point of making these if you aren't going to see her get fucked.

>I bet this good man complains in voice chat when a player is not doing his job properly

>penetration
fucking degenerate