Hello, potion seller

It's like owning a hypothetical gun store that sells every firearm, you wouldn't sell your rocket launchers and sniper rifles to some 18 year old retard

>Selling cigarettes to a 5 year old is the same as selling a potion to a knight

You’re pretending to be retarded, right?

POTION SELLER

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He'd go elsewhere. He'd go elsewhere for his potions and never come back!

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>Knight ascended into Jagos anyway

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It's my right as the shopkeep to sell the chemicals I peddle to who I choose. Now get the fuck outta my store. We don't sell to your kind.

>the noob you looked down on comes back as a high ranking player

>high tier party member can be summoned

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>Then why even have a store if you won’t sell to people?
he likely sells to a different and stronger market
>How did the potion seller know the Knight wasn’t going to kill a beast with it?
the knight tells him
>What if he just told the knight not to drink the ENTIRE potion but only a little bit so it won’t kill him?
he'd probably still be held liable by the locals and get lynched, it's also possible the potions were tiny anyway and you can't really just drink a little bit (most drugs are like this irl)
>Why not make weaker potions?
someone else's market most likely, he's obviously a specialist and doesn't have time to cater to the pleb crowd

>Then why even have a store if you won’t sell to people?
he claims he has potions strong enough to kill a dragon, he may be the only able to make potions strong enough for gods so he can make big profits
>How did the potion seller know the Knight wasn’t going to kill a beast with it?
Because he s the expert, not the knight.
If the knight was so good with brewing he could have made his own potions
>What if he just told the knight not to drink the ENTIRE potion but only a little bit so it won’t kill him?
Maybe just a spill is enough.
There are poison that strong IRL why not potions in a fantasy world
>Why not make weaker potions?
Because it can be more cost/efficient to make strong potions for strong entities

Knight. Anybody who says potion seller has been refuted to hell and back.

You're a rascal.

Mayor Binky Bong has my vote.

>vendor insists on trying to sell you expensive wares when all you need is one thing from his inventory

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>game takes a man from his wife

>In a perfect world, threads like this would not exist

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HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIII GUUUUUYS IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, RINKY DINK VALTRUVIAN AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

AREN'T YOU GUYS JUST SICK OF THIS POTION SELLER AHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA

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I want this preset

JAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOSSS

Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump. Alright? Because I'm not.
I'm a gamer.
I'm a good teammate.
Gamer of the people.
Man of the TOS.
Man of the nerd culture.
I'm a weeb.
A retro gamer.
A man of Todd.
A grinder.
A reviewer.
I work at gamestop, okay?
My pc is water cooled.
I got dms ready for me at the developer discord.
I know a modder.
I make my own sprays.
Love doritos.
Buy physical.
I support unknown streamers.
I enter a tourney every 3 months.
I wear gaming glasses.
My little sister has braces.
My neckbeard is shaved and my friends are all AIs.
I live in a basement.
I have a dick.
My consoles are all combustible.
My cosmetics are unlocked through play except for one limited item.
I have a shirt that reads "Don't Piss Me Off. I'm Close to Leveling Up and You Look Like Just Enough Experience."
I am inside of the VR.
I live in a basement with no windows.
I have motion sensors inside my brain
I have a gameshark in my bathroom.
My dog queues in my lobby with me.
I have a gaming mouse under the rug.
My friends are all banned.
I went to Epic store once.
I like wii bowling.
So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump, alright? Because I'm not.

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I can't believe we're actually having discussions about potionseller lore.

>selling a potion that is for a dragon to a human

newfag

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The knight isn't a specialist of potions, whereas the potion seller more likely is. If the potion seller says that his potions will kill the knight, I'd more likely believe him.
Going by what the potion seller claims, his strongest potions (the knight requests ONLY his strongest potions) "will" kill him. Not will likely, "will".
Whether the knight has any chance whatsoever of winning, it can't be a worse chance than 100% losing.
Not only this, but the potion seller advises him to go somewhere that sells weaker potions. He not only saves the knight from certain death, but also advises him on what he believes his best course of action is, for free at that.

but this is not a perfect world

It happens about once a month to be fair.
and the potion seller is always right

the potion seller isn't "wrong", he's just an asshole

Based gaymer

what would it have taken for someone to be able to handle his potions? who are his customers?

it beats muh skyrim vs muh oblivion shit flinging threads

no

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you're a rascal with no respect for anons.

hes not an asshole, the knight is just a faggot about it

why doesn't he coat his blade with potions to make it a lethal poison sword?

a smash thread died for this

look man if i wanna buy some potions and commit suicide instead of getting captured in battle and torture/raped for months then just fucking let me

Good

What if monster is strong enough for the potion?

The potions would melt the metal the sword is made from

Zig Forums is a Nintendo board, and don't you ever forget it

Thats just plain retarded. The potion seller is clearly very experienced, I imagine it takes a while to brew his potions and the ingredients used are probably very rare. To just give these potions to anyone with money is stupid, he clearly takes pride in his work. It would be even more stupid to give it to someone just to kill themself when they could do that with any cheap poison

>look man if i wanna buy an ak-47 and unload into a crowd instead of continuing my neet incel life then just fucking let me
imagine being this careless

What do his potions do?

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You're awake. Good.

The operation was a complete success.

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Motion sensors aren't in ur brain retard theyre inside ur muscle fibers LOL

lol ok next time you go out and buy something i hope you get fucking interrogated at the checkout line and leave empty handed jfc grow up kiddies

then he would be charged for the potion.

why didnt the potion seller just sell him weaker potions?

>How did the potion seller know the Knight wasn’t going to kill a beast with it?
>What if he just told the knight not to drink the ENTIRE potion but only a little bit so it won’t kill him?
The knight can't handle the potion. It's not about who is going to drink it or not. He simply can't handle the potion.

they don't- that's why he's hyping them up to an impossible standard and refusing to sell them.