Haven't made a single video game ever since 2011

>haven't made a single video game ever since 2011
This "dev" has no reason to exist anymore. As a video game company, Valve needs to do us all a favor and fuck off forever.

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Hi DWTerminator, still mad about Valve?

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>What's dota 2?
>What's artifact?
>What is half life alyx?

Based

>dota 2
Doesn't qualify as a video game, especially with its complete lack of single player.
>artifact
Cancer.
>half-life: alyx
VR cancer.

DOTA isn't a game because it doesn't contain fun, Artifact is just a failed business project, Alyx is a tech demo.

>(You)

based retard

None of them are real video games. They're more akin to services than actual video games.

>Dota doesn't contain fun
noob.
Artifact is a game despite being shit
Alyx is nice because we got to see big nigga alive and alyx porn so it qualifies as a game.
keep seething DWterminator.

Vr must be hard for a 500 pound monster such as yourself. You know you can play sitting down too?

Nope Chang, im not going to use egs

>valve thread
>it's bait
These "threads" have no reason to exist anymore. As posters, valvebaiters need to do us all a favor and fuck off forever.

At least Epic actually makes video games unlike Valve.

portal is great

Haters gonna hate, but you're 100% right. All of those are soulless opportunistic slop. Even EA is a far better dev than Valve at this point. They've made at least a few half decent games this gen like Jedi Fallen Order, Titanfall 2, and A Way Out. Perhaps not amazing masterpieces, but they at least put in some amount of effort. And Valve even took their crown of worse monetization scheme of all time with Artifact.

dota 2 came out before 2011
artifact was a complete flop and attempt to squeeze more money out of F2P whales
hl:alyx was to sell $1000 VR headsets.

>VR BAD!
>why?

> >:(

tell me that when they actually make an Unreal Tournament

Soulless.
Soulless.
Also soulless.

As posters, Valve fans and VR fans need to do us all a favor and fuck off forever. Your adoration of a company that hasn't made anything good in a decade brings no value to this board.

Atleast epic doesn't sell his manpower to china

Valvefags are undoubtedly the worst fanbase of all time.

> Hates HL2 so much he endlessly spams threads about it
Dare I say it.... based?

DWTerminator sounds like a based chad. Not sure why you autists and virgins gets worked up over him.

The only thing epic made after 10+ years has been fortnite and a shit attempt of a store

Still more than Valve has been doing for the last 9 years.

I JUST
WANT
THE HEAVY UPDATE

Not sure if you are baiting or actually retarded, either way this thread will sage soon so I don't care anymore.

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>one bored dev on covid isolation makes the best bottled liquid shader in the industry just because he can
Yeah, sure.

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They made some legitimately great games in the past but even they acknowledged it in their interviews about Alyx - they wanted to know if they could still make a good game and were surprised when it turned out well. So a decade of hypersuccess from issues unrelated to making video games has taken it's toll on their psyche.

I'm hopeful they will return but they are still focused primarily on gabe's pet projects of VR, esports, anarchist economics, etc. so you can probably expect one new single-player game that nobody can play in the next 10 years.

The only way we can ever expect Valve to start making video games is if Gabe is removed from his position. We need Gabe gone from Valve and replaced with a proper CEO who actually gives a shit.

in a fucking VR game X'D

Rockstar does that better.

That's the thing though - it cuts both ways. Without gabe at the helm any other retard there would have caved to pressure both in positive and negative ways. Gabe went over the heads of everyone to say explicitly that edgy shit and porn games have to be allowed to be sold on steam and to take a more hands-off approach to community content.

The socialites that have climbed up the ranks by being inoffensive clay to wouldn't have good judgement either.