Retarded weapons thread

not talking about the regular keyblade, the keyblade in the OP is called χ-blade and in the english dub they cant pronounce it

any that aims to surpass metal gear

this looks like something out of a porn game

let's get this over with

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Isn't it pronounced more like HHHHHHHHHHHE in Greek? Or is that AC Odyssey ruining my impression of how Greek should sound?

It's the copyright that kills me every time

I still don't know, isn't that x looking thing supposed to pronounced "chi"? That's what I remember from math class user

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it can't penetrate good and can be hazardous to the wielder

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GS from Monhun is retarded when you think about it, but hey big sword go smmmmasshhhh I guess
I still main it regardless

odyssey has albanian accents, lol. ''He'' as ''history'', or ''hero''. Not as in ''hi''.

No, this one is pretty cool.

>stainless steel
It's like if the furthing that did this weapon wanted it to be dull as shit.

It's pronounced with a phlegm, which gives it that "ch" sound

Im making it simple for the burgers, I think I know what my language sounds like.

Is that an autistic kirkhammer?

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You mongoloid illiterate fuckee. It's Stanless steel, not stainless. The difference is day and night and it is quite possibly the strongest steel to exist

whatever it's supposed to sound like, I'll tell you right now that sound doesn't exist in japanese.
it's the same reason why Xion is pronounced Shion.

It's less retarded than LS. At least GS will work as a club when it loses it's edge. LS will break the moment it hits something hard.
Hammerchads win in this game

Pronounced "kai", actually.

ok, but imagine getting hit by a giant car of a weapon. would you survive the sapph sword?

how does the kirkhammer lock itself in place on the sword? wouldn't it just fly off when swung?

>stainless steel
>elemental powers
> fire
>cancer via fumes
have fun dying because of shit metal selection

Thats even more retarded, it doesn't matter if it exists in another language or not. You are still supposed to say it correctly. I know the elevens have trouble with L and R due to inferior genes but in english you already pronounce ''He'' correctly so theres no reason to fuck it up.
burger education at work

Stanless you dumbass. Learn to read

I'm pretty sure it's actually impossible to swing the great sword in monster hunter. the sword would be heavier than the wielder.

SHLLK SHLLK SHLLK SHLLK PEEEU
alright bros good to go

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People deadlift 500 kg, you can lift it and drop it.

The most effective cutting weapon from back then? Sure

correct

Old ones technologic

its excaliber with a hilt on its hilt so it can be used as a sword

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the explanation for how χ is pronounced in game is as chi or kai. I'm pretty sure that's a direct line that would be written with ち or かい.

You don’t really understand how they’re supposed to work in such games.

Retarded replies are for another thread, user. We’re talking about retarded weapons here.

another one on nomura's failures no doubt

wait he never says chi he says ki き. I'm dumb but I hate birth by sleep anyways.

>Looks retarded
>Gay ass name with a stupid character
>All for a fucking pun
KH is so stupid

you made me actually search up stanless steel and made me laugh

imagine being this much of a KH Drone

the χ is just supposed to be a cross symbol because of the two keyblades crossing at the hilt.

Mass = cutting power. Katana steel is inferior to european steel and its singular design does not make it the best cutting weapon of its time.

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>Thats even more retarded, it doesn't matter if it exists in another language or not. You are still supposed to say it correctly.
You would think that, but the rules are different for Japan.

the sword would swing you, even if you just tried to drop it on monsters it would be hard to swing more than once without taking half a minute to stop and ready it again.

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Katana is the best "noob weapon".
With regular swords, you have to be pretty good at getting the edge alignment right on every strike, or you lose a lot of power/cutting.
The curve on the katana makes it a lot more forgiving in terms of getting the edge alignment right.
But if we're talking pro vs pro, it's actually the same shit as the european swords in terms of actual cutting power, but it lasts less due shitty iron.

the best noob weapon is a spear. katanas are side arms and best at cutting down peasants.

Nomura doesn't care about that, he's had it pronounced 'key', 'chi', and 'cross', and he'll probably pick another one next game.

It's because using them correctly would be too violent. Remember no one actually dies in KH, ever.

this
spears are basically pointy sticks of hurt
just poke at someone and they die