2020

I want to be put in the shoes of a human fire warrior fighting against the Inquisition. "Engage me in Melee you cowards" and you answer no every time

But thats heresy...

that sort of shit is best left non-canonical, lesbos will claim butch characters anyway, anything explicit is reddit pandering

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>lesbos will claim butch characters anyway,
regular ass straight 16-25 year olds see a two girls make eye contact in a piece of media and scream "OMG LESBIANS" for 2 years straight anyway

I love pirates but I would probably hate those fuckers if I was born back then.

>Chainsword cuts through necrodermis easily.
Is this actually possible?

>tfw want to field SoB but their models are really expensive even for GW standards
>A sister is worse in both point cost and stats than a mehreen
>needs boosts and only got NERFED AGAIN
>Celestine nerfed hard

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Ah I knew someday the women would come to ruin 40k too.
Soon it will be illegal to be a man.

Fuck Celestine and her twin woundsoakers

You heard me bitch fuck you

Never forget that everything in warhammer is so overpowered and ridiculous that the playing field is actually level

U mad Tau?

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I'd play it

>very first reply invents a boogeyman to complain about
cunts like you are the reason this board is so frequently awful

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>lesbian subplot
Preordered.

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What's the canon opinion of Emps about homosexual couples?
No, I'm being dead serious. I imagine he wouldn't give a shit so long you're not being heretical and shit.

leave lyra and bon bon out of this

I always did want a Sororitas hack and slash game, or even just Space Marine but with SoBs

rip Roh (sorta)

Not unless you're one of those weirdos who think that liking a character in fiction is the same thing as identifying with them 100% and agreeing with their actions and opinions.

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Standart issue chainsaws are powerful enough to cut through terminator armor.

Yeah, if they wanted me to buy the game they would have a lesbian subplot

>he wants a hack'n'slash based around his Karen fetish

He probably wouldn't give a shit aslong hive worlds churn out enough bodies, and they usually do that job better than anything else does any job in the imperium.

And a fine fedora tip to you too. But no, unless you're fucked in the head and need to rationalize liking a fictional character by identifying with them, liking a fictional character isn't a bad thing

are they stronger than power swords then? Because that power sword in that webm did nothing to that necron

Isn't there one arround inquisitors? Surely one of them would be a grill no?

There are so many humans that gays not having kids (on worlds that allow you a choice) wouldn't impact the Imperium negatively at all.

So as long you enlist as cannon fooder nobody, gives a shit, right?
I always thought the Inquistion wouldn't be okay with gays and shit. You know, suspecting Slaneesh deviancy.

We had this thread already

No but Astartes are which makes a difference, also the first hit was on a thickly armored leg, she cut the head off just fine.

>tfw no imperial guard shooter game

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Two men having loving sex isn't even on Slaanesh's radar.

They aren't exactly christian, so long as it's a human loving a human humanely there's nothing wrong with it, but people and cultures vary across the planets of course and some might frown upon it due to long standing beliefs or specific historical events, or even outlaw it outright. Just like in our world. For it to cross over into Slaanesh deviancy it'd have to be more than mere 'I put penis in bum" or "I suck his cock". Slaaneshi deviancy would be something that uses offworld alien drugs tainted by chaos while also connecting each other to abominable devices that stimulate pleasure centers to such an extent that they'd rob you of your free will at which point it will be the will of the warp daemons slowly seeping through the drugs into their heads. Last but not least, regular citizens do not know the names of chaos gods and barely have a functional understanding of chaos at all other than "There's evil gods" and "Horus was a traitor to the Emperor".