Press any button to continue

>Press Doug Button
>yfw It doesn't Doug

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You have to build up speed first, that's why there's a faster button. You expect to Doug while standing still?

>press C to crouch
>game was released within the last five years

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Does the button say "Doug while moving at high enough speeds"? No. It says "Doug", so it stands to reason I should be able to Doug when I press the button.

>press W to Walk forward
>press S to Step backwards
>Press D to Dash to the right
>Press A to Ambulate to the left

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Do you have to build up speed for 12 hours?

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>press any button to continue
>click mouse
>it works

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And why is there so fucking many? They all do the same thing.

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Please. Teach me how to Doug.

>press f to pay respects
>press f

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wow dood, nothing you could do

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Are you saying mice don't have buttons? Then what are you clicking?

bioshock four dot jaypeg

>doesn't know the difference between a left doug and a right doug

never gonna make it

are you trying to read parenthesis dot dot dot parenthesis dot pee en gee

george constanza holding parenthesis dot dot dot parenthesis dot jaypeg

donut man dot pee en gee

ye dun it nao arry porrer dot jaypeg

>press R to Reload

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needs a filename dot pee en gee

candleja

Newfag. You have to actually say candlejack befo-