>btfos hayter in every way
Btfos hayter in every way
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QUICK Zig Forums, name your favorite Hayter Snake quote.
I fapped to the paz tapes
like 20 minutes ago
THEY ARE SHOOTING AT US
Absolutely based and a fellow man of culture.
>"Do you think she's salty or sweet?"
He sounds too much like a manlet to be BiBo
Kept you waitin' huh?
>has all of his lines cut
a toast
Most disappointing release of the decade?
my personal favorite
Millenium so far
Yes, as a Metal Gear Solid game it failed hard. Hurts double because it was the last one
Probably.
Can't believe Kojima ruined the perfect opportunity for a complex hero turned villain story ending with a reimagined version of the first Solid Snake vs Big Boss showdown in favor of a silly twist. It could've been one of the greats instead it's just a pretty fun open world stealth game I guess.
>kepchuwaiting...HA!
It’s almost like he’s a professional actor or something.
he literally pitched it in trailers as being comparable to Moby Dick
you know someone is a hack when they think a straight up self-destructive hunt for revenge is boring compared to their original donut steel VOCAL CORD PARASITE story and didyourikeit? character swap twist
I have a very simar nose to keifer sutherland, does that make me ugly?
You faggots are delusional.
Sure the story sucked but in terms of gameplay and mechanics it was a great game. Probably the best stealth shooter game ever. Actually scratch that, it was the best stealth shooter game ever without a doubt.
didn't you just post this bait in some other thread
Wasn't me but I'm only slightly surprised there's another person on Zig Forums with common sense.
This guy ended up marrying my 6th grade saxophone teacher
>You faggots are delusional.
it literally could have been THE greatest game ever made, but the project was poorly handled by Kojimbo leading to the game being cut drastically short and his story was a kick in the teeth. The story was so bad in fact that I was relieved that the game got cut short because the writing was so awful.
I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way
The mechanics were fine but the gameplay was dull since the map was just an open, empty desert. Even GZ was more enjoyable than TPP.
I'm not going to disagree that the story was awful, but it took me 250 hours to complete the main story because I was enjoying fucking around and the main missions were the least interesting part of the game.
If I hadn't been enjoying the game I wouldn't have played it for that long because I certainly wasn't doing it to see where the story would go.
I got a surprising amount of replayability out of GZ. Can't say I want to go back to TPP.
It gets a lot more fun once you start setting your own restrictions on the items you use.
Which in itself is a sign of bad game design making the player figure out how to make the game fun with no incentive from the game but it's a lot of fun when using minimal gear and abstain from using all the OP abilities.
The GZ map was certainly better than TPP, no arguments there. But they also charged 20 bucks for that single location so it kinda makes sense for it to be so polished.
>KETCHUWATANH HUH
>SHE SUFFIFE
lmoa no
I played GZ for around 50 hours. Honestly I wish TPP was more like it and used a selection of varied small maps, sort of like Hitman.
Playing on such a dense map really made you have to learn every little detail if you wanted to master the game, and by the end you really felt like an Operator.
>GZ
Man that set the mood up so well, the entire situation is legit terrifying and at that point Skullface and his people feel truly nefarious.
Then he becomes laughable in TPP when he just doesn't SHUT UP.
Seriously, he would be a great villain if he just remained this cryptic elusive menace throughout the game but no you meet him in like the fourth mission. And his grand plan is to destroy language or some shit, what the fuck?
>Honestly I wish TPP was more like it and used a selection of varied small maps, sort of like Hitman.
I think everyone who played them both does.
>btfo hayter
>when nobody liked his voice and he barely even speaks in TPP
lmao you are so fucking stupid
>GZ
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just laughable he in SHUT UP. TPP when becomes doesn't Then he
just fourth mission. villain fuck? to menace in a but if cryptic the he great is his meet remained destroy language And some be elusive the grand the game him no this or like shit, you plan what throughout would Seriously, he
Gaijin piggu I dunna rike to suhupeaku Engirishu!
*points to headband* “Infinite ammo.” ;)
kek so thats what it was about
You’re pretty good.