Game involves being locked inside of a cage for 8 hours per day

But this is a good thing. Everyone gets their own office and doesn't have to hear their fuckface coworkers all day.

How could having your laborers in a robo cage even improve anything? Is this like for inmates?
Like turn inmates in robo workers, so you keep them in the wage cage so they can't escape.

This beats having to tolerate a coworker's annoying keyboard typing all day.

After the success of the wage-cage we now present you the peasant-prisma, the drone-dome, cuck-cubicle.

Unironically better than an open space.
>privacy
>not having to hear your pleb colleagues talk about tv shows or bitch about drumpf
>can not actually work for 60% of the time if you want to
>no keyboard noise except your own
>can probably jack off in your cube during lunch hours

>that design
That won't even happen considering that the majority of workspaces are way too small to even support this large design. At most, this will only work well with literal warehouse-sized offices with large open floor plans

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Maybe. Nobody really knows. There have been reports of the new strands of the virus being weaker, and one of the previous SARS epidemics died down on its own for the same reason, but it also could come back on the winter just like the flu does.

>Inmate hacks the controls and becomes are killing machine and goes on a rampage

bravo

Drink the soi.
Work in the pod.
Eat the bugs.
Never question your masters.

You were born to be a slave, you will live as a slave, and you will die a slave.

I love how there’s a window for the boss to come and check on your activity

I read that it's to prevent human workers from getting killed by warehouse robots. They scrapped the idea in favor of tracking the locations of all the workers so the robots can't get too close to them.

Anyone who does this to their dog is a faggot.
If the only way you can leave your dog alone in your house is by locking him up, you've failed as a trainer.

Imagine the smell

It was designed as a safety device, so if something were to fall or the forklift or whatever that you're driving tips over, you'd be safe inside. Of course people are cutting out the context to fit their narrative, but it's common to see people trying to jump out of large equipment like forklifts and dozers when they're tipping when they were taught to stay inside so they're not crushed.

>barely any time to shit or pee
>have to meet your quotas moving shit around while being chased by warehouse murder robots
being an amazon worker sounds rough

read the text on the second cage picture

So did they just basically invent separate offices?
Wow, what an innovation

>implying the average pet owner cares about being a trainer and doesn't just want the companionship and/or attention with no actual effort on their part

Looks like a sensationalist news article. >...cage on top of a robot
Probably some hypothetical warehouse specific forklift/cherry picker design with a full body cage to protect the operator.

Lol people have accepted it years ago, look around you.

>cover up windows with "important paperwork"
>fap all day at work
Sign me up

only reason it won awards was an attempt to condition people to accept it as normal

Guess I'll stay NEET for life.

>implying any of you wouldn't prefer the privacy

>can not actually work for 60% of the time if you want
>can probably jack off in your cube during lunch hours to
You can bet your ass they'll put cameras in those booths if there is any negative impact on work flow.
remote off switch, friend.

oh so to prevent an accident of a robot dropping something ontop of them by accident? That makes more sense, thanks.

This is probably only for those silicon valley bullshit companies. Everyone else is going to get packed in like animals, and die like they're doing now.

Imagine having a qt coworker and entering her work pod right after work.

>you could finally shitpost at work without having to be a filthy phoneposter

This.
The current office design are terrible. The wagie cagie would be a big improvement for anyone on the spectrum, even the meme Zig Forums spectrum.

>not fouling up your pod so badly that when you open it the smell is strong enough to knock the office slut unconscious

I don't consider myself to have any kind of privacy unless I have a wall to my back.

or robot running someone over on accident, as titanfall 2 said "drones will not stop for organics"

They're playing real life pacman

It seems worse and more dehumanizing than that. Just let people work from home instead of shoving them into a stupid hexagon. If you want to look at it in a soulless corporation sort of way, you're externalizing your costs by getting your employees to pay for things like internet, office furniture, and electricity.

You could turn your chair and set up your compute ron the end of the desk so only your side is visible.

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I thank God every day that I was born in a country that lets me live comfortably as a neet.

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Yeah, there's a reason cubicles have the desk facing the wall and offices have desks facing the door.
The managers want privacy but they don't want the employees to have privacy.

you can't control your workers or enforce corporate discipline if they aren't slaving away in wagecage for 8 hours

I haven't worked a single day in the past 20 years lmao I'd rather kill myself than being a wage cuck.

Looks pretty comfy to be honest.
They remind me of university library study rooms.

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Eat the meat.
Work in the field.
Drink the milk.
Never question your masters.

>controlled by facial recognition
I'll pass on getting in one of those things

better than an open office and having retarded co workers ask you how email works all day