Nintendo Shitcube: The beginning of the end for Nintendo

Nintendo Shitcube: The beginning of the end for Nintendo.
>outsold by the fucking xbox
>literally only has metroid prime 1 as a true timeless exclusive and even that is better on Wii
>shitty controller that lacked buttons compared to the competition
>shitty gated sticks that only spastics defend
>worst 3D mario and 3D zeldas
>tiny ass disks that alienated genres like JRPGs

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Op is a faggot.

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>>shitty controller

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>metroid prime 1 as a true timeless exclusive
>exclusive

???

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How does it make you feel knowing you'll never play the cancelled Nocturne port for Gamecube?

pretty good because they would have butchered it to fit on the small penis disks

So THIS is what it looks like when nintendo tries to compete on equal footing without relying on normie bait and gimmicks..

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>The beginning of the end for Nintendo.
Really? I thought they died with N64. Done and burried. Which is kinda weird since Switch is selling pretty good.

What cancelled video game ports did you want to play?

For me it's the Klonoa 2 and Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne ports for Gamecube

What'll it be today Zig Forums? VROOMERS? OR CUBABIES?

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>outsold by the fucking xbox
Sports games and normie trash outsell good games, doesn't change them
>literally only has metroid prime 1 as a true timeless exclusive and even that is better on Wii
Wii controls suck and objectively wrong
>shitty controller that lacked buttons compared to the competition
D-pads weak and designed for smaller hands, otherwise it's alright, still it's way overhyped by Meleefags
>shitty gated sticks that only spastics defend
Only autists care about gated sticks or not
>worst 3D mario and 3D zeldas
Flat-out wrong
>tiny ass disks that alienated genres like JRPGs
Square/Square Enix already was persona non grata to Nintendo anyway, real disks wouldn't change a thing

>America
>Japan
>Elsewhere

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>Wii controls suck and objectively wrong
stopped reading there
confirmed for not playing any of these games

Nintendo has been dying for 130 years now. Any minute now

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Prime fag here. I like the wii controls more than the GC ones. Until 3 that is where they try and shove the gimmick everywhere. even if it did have soul.

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>discs are shaped like a FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHEEP COOKIE

Xbox had a better library than Gamecube. Why do you act like Gamecube didn't have the same shitty sports plus a couple exclusive Mario ones? Also Wii controls are way better if you arent obese or crippled.

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>Purple lunchbox bad

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>Xbox had a better library than Gamecube
and dreamcast

>Xbox had a better library than Gamecube.
>Halo
>Drake and the 99 dragons
>Oddworld
These are the only games that come to mind when someone says xbox to me. And I like the halo games and oddworld. That and a few rare games nobody cares about other than a conker remake that has everyone divided.

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>Xbox had a better library than Gamecube
No it didn't.
>inb4 halo
I played that to death on PC.

Halo wasn't even an exclusive.

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Were Munch's oddysee and Stranger's wrath even exclusives during that gen?

Yes

Don't know and don't care lol.

Alrighty.

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE

>JSRF
>Steel Battalion
>Fable
>Ninja Gaiden
>Best version of Counter Strike
>SMT 9
>Jade Empire
>Psychonauts
>Voodoo Vince
>Blinx
>Mech Assault
>Panzer Dragoon Orta
>Breakdown
Granted a couple of these games got Windows ports years later, but that's a good thing.
Shit port.

werked on my machine

It works on mine too. It's still a shit port.

the only good posts in this thread

>K+M controls
>60+fps
>but muh missing shield colours
Yo mama's a shit port.

Fuck me I always forgot about Fable. Was Psychonauts exlusive? I always thought I saw GC or at least PS2 versions. Otherwise, outside Ninja Gaiden and Blinx I really don't know or remember the others.

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>but that's a good thing.
Xbox fanboy, you're supposed to sell me on the Console's library. Self defeating argument.