How would Zig Forums make a game about fruit?

How would Zig Forums make a game about fruit?

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I'd just have you running around in an empty room

>oranges above strawberries and raspberries

They'd anthropomorphize the fruit and make them into anime girls, and that would be the entire game

pineapples and oranges settled in a new land long ago
and then black berries came along and freeloaded for generations
down the line, the black berries made stuff up about having been serfs to the pineapples
now the pineapples have to fight back

>cherries in b
Shit tier list

>Literal corrosive acid in top tier
>Based mango near the bottom
Almost inconceivably bad taste, this has got to be bait.

Citrus anything is fucking disgusting.

Pikmin 3.

>mangoes that low
>grapes that high
>grapefruit above anything

>Mango and Peaches that low
>watermelon that high
>Pineapple at the top
You can only eat so much pineapple before it literally eats away at your mouth.

>Apples in D tier
Kill yourself OP

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>tfw I get allergy to the most fruit and veggies
Fucking chemtrails. Still, swollen lips and itchy throat are a small price to pay for the taste.

Fruit Ninja.

Where are the tomatoes, you fucking whore?

S Tier:Blueberries, Raspberries, Peaches , Watermelon, and Pineapple
A Tier: Strawberries, Mango, grapes, Oranges
B Tier: Bananas, Apples, Black berries, Avocado
C Tier: Cherries, pomegranate, Cantaloupe
D Tier: Grapefruit

>food analogy

You talking shit about grapes

> Mangoes on C
> Pineapple on S
OP is retard

>apples lowest tier instead of highest
>bananas watermelon and strawberries high tier
This tierlist was made by a fat fuck

It wouldn't make anything because all modern Zig Forums can do is post wojaks and twitter screencaps

>eating fruit
incels don't really do this do they?

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>Watermelon that high
>Apples that low
>Oranges on S
You fucking what now?

It's what you are, OP.

Why do people think store bought fruits is healthy? It's packed with so much sugar you might as well being eating a bag of candy at that point. Consume red meat, Omega-3, and filter water from a non plastic source you fucking limp wristed cowards.

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It's probably due to all the soi and fruits they eat.

>Apple is the generic but cute and inoffensive "Main" girl
>Orange is apple's fun older sister
>Pineapple is a brown islander type in Moana clothes with a spiky ponytail that resembles the pineapple's leaves. Best kisser in the cast. So much so that you'd swear your lips were burning.
>Grapefruit is a little bag of anger. But she's so non-threatening that the saltier she gets, the sweeter she appears for it.
>Tomato is an androgynous looking but still cute tomboy that everyone mistakes for a boy but really is a girl and is super self-conscious about it.
>Cherry is a pair of sisters who stick together no matter what and share everything. Including men. Big Cherry is older and super protective of Little Cherry.
>Banana is a dance troupe of identical quintuplets
>Lemon is a complete bitch but only because she's the glue that holds all the other girls together. She's a multifaceted individual whose talents can be applied to so many things yet she's always underappreciated for it and upstaged by someone else.

>Raspberries, Strawberries and Grapes
>Not S
>Mangoes
>Not A
Who the fuck made this?

What are some games that trains you wrong as a joke?

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I want all these girls to get violated by fat faceless bald old men now.

>watermelon above fucking anything
This has to be bait

Actual good taste inc

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Watermelon is a shit fruit. Anybody who loves and consumes it are inferior and not human in my eyes.

This is insanely accurate, great taste user

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Food pyramid is a spook

>peaches still in C tier, Watermelon in D tier, blueberries not S tier
Are you a euro?