Rate rosterfags. Here's mine

Rate rosterfags. Here's mine

>Crash 2/10
Crash is a horrible series and his games are trial and error bullshit complete with janky hitboxes. The only thing he does in his games is run, jump and spin. Probably the most bland of all the rosterfag picks.

>Dante 3/10
I can't believe you rostertards want another anime swordsman after all the FE shit we've been through.

>Geno 1/10
Here we are. The biggest meme of all rosterfaggotry. The only reason why this one-off side character is popular is thanks to the mindless drones adopting the opinions of their favorite e-celeb cancer.

>Doomguy 1/10
Probably the most bizarre and blatantly out-of-place character pick. Why, in a cartoony action game, would you think that a grim dark violent SPESS MUHREEN would fit? I'm absolutely sure that the majority of you doomcucks are zoomers trying to be more mature than what you actually are.

>Reimu 1/10
You fucking weeaboos. Can we even get a fighter pass without pandering to you loli loving autistic fucks? Nintendo is not going to want to be associated with filthy otaku.

>Sora: 0/10
Sora is the absolute culmination of the worst from every rosterfag. His games are shit, he's another swordfag, he taps into the grimdark tryhard zoomer audience, and they are all weebs to boot. The absolute worst rosterfag by far.

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>Nintendo is not going to want to be associated with filthy otaku.
>joker

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I think it's pretty funny how they're all the flagship characters of their franchises and then there's just a puppet side character from an old entry in a dead subseries. I don't hate Geno, but how did his movement pick up so much steam anyway?

Imagine being this upset about what people want in smash

Move Geno to 0/10. His fans literally worship him.

>reimu
>loli

Vomit : The Thread.

Real unbiased ratings:
Crash - 7/10
Dante - 8/10
Geno - 2/10
Doomguy - 10/10
Reimu - 10/10
Sora - 7/10

>reimu - 10/10
fuck you go kill yourself you fucked up weeaboo, floating anime ikuragua clones must die. If you want to defend yourself please open your touhou folder and fap first because I know you have one, that'll get your f/a/ggot ass blood going

I'd be okay with any of them getting in, but not before a Rhythm Heaven character.

>Based
Doomguy, Crash, Dante
>Cringe
Sora
>More known for rosterfaggotry than their actual role in their games
Reimu, Geno

Ok, but why so mad tho?

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>Crash
5/10
>Dante/Vergil/Nero
7/10
>Geno
4/10
>Doomguy
6.5/10
>Reimu
7.5/10
>Sora
5.5/10

I'd like Ryu Hayabusa, Yoshimitsu, Rayman, or 2B please.

Touhou existed way before Ikaruga

>Reimu
>more known for rosterfaggotry
ZOOM ZOOM

T. Non-rosterfag.
>Crash
>A horrible series
Clearly you suck at platformers.
>Dante
>Uses primarily Ebony and Ivory, his twin guns
Not only you suck at platformers, you don't even do your research.
>Geno
>Is only requested because of some e-celeb when Sakurai himself wanted him in and the wants for him date back to Melee like Banjo
>Doomguy
>Why in a cartoony action game would you think that Snake, Joker, Cloud and Bayonetta would even fit?
Try harder.
>Reimu
Ok this one I can get behind but not even that much
>Sora
>Games are shit because you probably can't stand the story, or the characters
>Uses not only swords, but magic and arts
>Not even that grimdark or scary like Doom and treats it as weebshit because "muh power of friendship" is a plot point

Tbh I really don't give a fuck anymore about who gets in or not since Bomberman is an Assist Trophy and Sakurai will never give another look at a Sonic game ever after 06 effectively killing off my chances of Tails, Shadow or even better Metal Sonic getting in Smash. I'd rather not judge people for what they want unless it's something really stupid like a car or a fourth party character or the dog from Duck Season. I just wanted to point out how much you really, REALLY stretched your ass to shit on these 6 characters when 5 and a half of them are based. I'm just in it for the hype ride and I already bought the 2nd Pass, I wouldn't even give a shit if it's another Fire Emblem rep because that would be predictable as fuck. So yeah, uh, fuck off.

>Rating characters who won't be in anyway

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Seethe for eternity based autismo. Just a reminder touhou threads are on here daily so i hope you get brain problems every time you see anything touhou

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>Crash 10/10
Excellent choice. The best one on the list

>Dante 7/10
He's fairly iconic, but Capcom already has a rep so it's a long shot.

>Geno 6/10
I'm a Genfag I'll admit, but don't get your hopes up

>Doomguy 6/10
I think he's probably too violent to appear, but I'd like it if he did

>Reimu 1/10
Way too anime and obscure

>Sora 9/10
Also a really good pick, if he wasn't locked behind Square's sweaty wallet

Crash 4/10
Dante 5/10
Geno 8/10
Doomguy 5/10
Reimu 2/10
Sora 6/10

Not even 2chan wants Touhou

>Is a genofag
>Complains about something being too obscure

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>Everything you like is bad
How compelling. I still want Sora.

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>Crash: 9/10
Probably the only Sony character I can get behind

>Dante: 7/10
I'm not sure if I want an Ike/Bayo character

>Geno: 1/10
Why is he even a thing

>Doomguy: 9/10
Doom is important to gaming, so if anyone "deserves it", it's him

>Reimu: 9/10
I'm not a Touhoufag, but I understand her appeal and her franchise is pretty big in Japan.

>Sora: 6/10
Meh, he's ok I guess.

>reimu is "obscure"
>fucking hero from dragon quest is in
nintendo is a japanese company you autismos
reimu has a fairly good chance of getting in

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Can we all just agree that if any of these 6 actualy got in, Zig Forums would fucking implode for a week?

Crash not that much. Same for Dante and maybe Doomguy. Reimu would make this place implode in the negative sense, while Geno would have the same impact as Banjo, with the Genofags rising up from the coffins they're sleeping in and giving the middle finger to all who opposed them. Sora meanwhile would just be a generic implosion unless Disney content is thrown in the mix too. If that happens I can see everyone going crazy.

DQ isn't otaku trash, coomer.

literally every japanese person i've ever talked to knows who reimu is, keep seething

Jeez, this Smash brat exposed us. Looks like you need to be tied up and spanked.

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>Crash
7/10 for me. Good character but I've never played much of any Crash game. Still, he'd be neat.
>Dante
8/10 I've never been huge into DMC but I've liked it. Played way too much DMC4 with my friend when it first came out. I think he seems like a natural fit for Smash, plus Dante vs. Bayonetta could now happen.
>Geno
6/10. I like Geno, and Mario RPG. Don't get me wrong. But I've never understood the big push for Geno. Sure he'd be great in Smash but I'm just not hyped about the concept.
>Doomguy
8/10. While I used to play Doom a lot back in the day, I've cooled off on the series nowadays. I'd prefer Master Chief, but still Doomguy would be great
>Reimu
8/10 I've never played Touhou but I imagine this would be pretty big, and I really look forward to any music she brings.
>Sora
10/10. The one character I'd really like for Smash

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autism/10 even if you're right about most of them
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Why are zoomers so obsessed about trying to make a meme

>literally every Japanese person i've ever talked
Whatever you say user.

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Is every Japanese person you've ever talked to an otaku?