Go to friend's house as a kid

>dinner time
>his mom serves us a literal reheated chef boyardee can

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> go to friend's house
> chilling and playing games
> parents come home and everyone immediately starts screaming and fighting over some inconsequential bullshit

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>dinner time
>friend refuses to eat anything because it isn't instant whatever

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>dinner time
>his mother overfills your plate while giving her son next to nothing
>he is visibly pissed

I'm using a slim now. The hard drive I had in my fat died but when I replaced it thr adapter isnt being recognized, don't get it.

Anyway runs games fine what's the issue?

>>dinner time
>>his mother COOMS ALL OVER your plate while giving her son NO COOM
>>he is visibly COOMING

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>go to friend's house
>take turns playing CoD online
>one not playing has the mic
>shittalk absolutely everyone
>harvest salt
we had a good time

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slim vs fat really only matters if you're going to mod the console, which you should these days. Fats are better for it.

>friend's mom keeps resting her balls on your head while you're trying to game

>go to friends house
>spend all your time with his cooler brother
sorry john

>go to friends house
>we're playing games
>gets a text on his phone
>"hold on user, im gonna play some counter strike with my friends"
>"What the fuck?"
>"It'll be one round"
>they play for 3 fucking hours
>3 AM
>"oh sorry user!"

still pissed about it to this day.

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the OP pic is cringier than the post. I remember seeing the original gif and she was sure to make “le quirky face” multiple times and held it for several seconds to make sure the camera caught how quirky she was

Fuck yeah I can tell this story once again!
>be me as an 8 year old
>family moves to Arizona
>we're literally the only black people in the state which I found funny
>make friends with 2 kids in our apartment complex
>they both have GameCubes which is fucking awesome
>spend my days with them playing smash, Luigi's mansion, Mario Kart and F-Zero
>everything is great
>one day they get into a big fight
>One of them takes all of his games home and they vow to never speak to the other again
>I pretend to be on both of their sides and play all of their games 24/7
>mfw I get to keep on playing vidya at not one but two separate houses for free

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ah, the old 'sit there playing halo campaign while they play with non-pity-friends'

>that friend who sees no issue with suggesting we meet up/play vidya at asinine hours
>never understands what the issue is

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>play video games at my cousins
>come on let me pick I’m the guest!
>cousins come over my house to play
>I get to pick the game! My house my rules
Lock me up!

I know that feeling. Whenever my Step dad came home he would look for stuff to get mad and fuss about. I still hate him.

based opportunist gaming

God i wish that were me

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>retard cant entertain himself and just be good company has to be dicksucked 24 7 and constantly entertained by other people, sucking all attention and fun out of everything like a vampire
>or you know you could just leave
fuck off bitch

Fucking this. My friend was from some white trash family who only ate taco bell and tv dinners. He would never eat my moms cooking whenever he was over because he wasn't used to anything that wasn't processed paste.

yea bro i bet he had none of the really cool JRPG's and jap games you must have had. I bet kids couldn't wait to come over to your place.

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>ethno-nationalism
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>wtf I love China now?!
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>go over to a friends house to hang out after months of not being able to
>instead of hanging out with me he hangs out with his other friends when this was supposed to be a night for us
>was 13 at the time so i couldnt leave
fuck off bitch

Then why the fuck go to a friends house if it's not to spend time with said friend?
The fuck? If you're friend is gonna just play cs for fucking 3 hours and ignore ur ass then u may as well stay home.

You are the type of people on people's steam friend list that they go into invisible mode because of. As soon as we are online its just non stop attention whoring, hey you're online so you must want to game constantly! Get a hobby

>Go to friend's place
>His mom is really hot and nice
>His dad is super chill and unquestionably cooler than yours
>Walks into room while you all are playing games
>"There's actually a secret area up there, if you strike that statue with your sword."
>WTF?!?! HE LIKES VIDEO GAMES TOO?!?!?!
>Know at the end of the night you'll have to go back to your shit-hole house.

I always used the power switch on the back.

Good memories man.

Actually I don't fucking ask anyone for anything ever, if they want to play a game with me they can ask themselves you retarded ass bitch,

Also,
>projecting this hard
Fuck off retard.