>you're playing on your Switch in your living room and this weird rat suddenly appears. She asks if she can play too
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You're playing on your Switch in your living room and this weird rat suddenly appears. She asks if she can play too
Evan Rivera
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James Reed
check em
Parker Foster
Impregnate
Jaxson Stewart
call over my cat
Owen Cruz
Probably wonder what kind of fucked up high I'm on and just assume that anything I do with the rat is me just jerking it in front of my family
Grayson Gomez
Play the game, then try to get into a conversation about her and her past.
This is a human-intelligence rat, the first instance of anything even near our intelligence. It's one of the most important Scientific discoveries of our generation. I'm not going to be the one to scare her off.
Easton Wilson
SUFFER ME NOW
Caleb Peterson
(Kemoket 7) [Mayoineko (Various)] minimum GIRL FRIEND
Lucas Reyes
I POINT AT THE RAT AND SCREAM: "YOU!"
Jackson Moore
you know how we treat rats around here
Jose Lee
eww a rat
Elijah Ross
tell her she doesn't have to leave, but she does have to eat these eggs
Christopher Powell
Warn that my cat will probably kill her if she ever shows her face around here again.
Cooper Sanders
Step on it
Jeremiah Edwards
Its obviously a mouse.
Op just just dumb and specieist
Andrew Martin
kek
Colton Green
If 5 I fuck the rat
Jaxson Turner
robtonik jim carrey scream then bash it to death with my fist
Luis Young
Lincoln Nelson
Wake up
Ian Murphy
Fuck it
Julian Anderson
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
Nicholas Wood
What if she likes it?
Kevin Evans
Thanks OP I cum on rat she hiss at penis.
Juan Hernandez
Built for BBC
Oliver Ramirez
wait a minute, this is a sfw thread
Lucas Rodriguez
Let it sit on my head to get a better view of the game.
Owen Jenkins
shut up zach
Charles Wood
I ask her to re-enact Ratatouille, but on my nutsack hair instead.
David Bennett
>she
Luke Turner
Based on the one time an actual house mouse hastily ran through my room:
Watch in dismay as my two easy-going goofball cats instantly flip some kind of switch in their brain that turns them into tiny hunter-killer murder machines and they then set upon the mouse like a scene out of some movie about war crimes and the danger's of man's inhumanity to man
Jose Cruz
Feed it to my snakebro.
Austin Butler
Why are you doing this?
Lucas Gutierrez
>literally seconds apart
wew lad
Jack Jones
>he's still infected
Nicholas Cox
OH FUCK
Easton Bailey
OHSHITNIGGAWATRUNYOASS
Benjamin Morris
Holy shit is this the resurgence the news was warning us about?
Aaron Powell
>Talking rat
You can stay but fuck's sake you can't be in my coom chamber
Xavier Jackson
How are you doing this?
Landon King
Kiss me user.
Easton Jones
YOU SEE WHAT HAVING RATS ON Zig Forums DOES? EXTERMINATE THEM ALL!
Jose Taylor
Stop, I'm getting flashbacks of THAT day
Lucas Adams
You just know
Noah Kelly
is he not using this, lads?
lingojam.com
he might actually still be infected, lol
Parker Rodriguez
COOFER DETECTED
Aaron Kelly
Kick her ass in Smash and then yell at her to git gud while dunking the controller.
Juan Thomas
Tineye isn't helping and the Signature looks like "Croiner", but that's not right.