MY DIIIIICK IS SOOOO READY URRRRNNGGGG GUG UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY DIIIIICK IS SOOOO READY URRRRNNGGGG GUG UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
ngl, that's a good looking tranny
>WOAh! Is that a FEMALE in A VIDEO GAME???? WOW! BROS I'M FUCKING CUMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh god I fucking LOOOOOOVE women in uniform. I don't care what it is. military, business, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK my dick.
I WANT TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS BITCH CDPR DON'T YOU DARE DELAY IT AGAIN
GONNA BLAST HER HOLE WITH MY ROCKET DIIIIIIIIIIIICK
When I read this I thought it was from the prospective of the woman.
I cant stop laughing
I really want her to step on me.
Looks like Cheery Torn on a good day.
Can't wait for her to bully my corpo slave korean cyberninja
Indeed.
Take your bets gentlemen and gentlemen, how long until he arrives?
Somewhat disappointed that you can't join factions and you're pigeonholed into some overarching story about whatever. I want to play a corpo slut that fucks her way to the top of the tallest building with my sweet apartment and wads of cash I sleep on.
she looks ugly as fuck
2/10 would not simp for
what a shit opinion
that's just david bowie, fag
Have some standards.
The first thing I'm doing in this game is find ciri and fuck her with my robodick
Yes
Let me guess, you also like that obese toreador from the new bloodlines?
Incredible shit taste, bet you are also a feet faggot.
mama!
>obese toreador
Post a pic.
her dick is ready too
I bet the romance options are going to be significantly shittier than TW3.
why are Corporate women so damn sexy?
thtyas not bloodlines nigger
thats sjwlines II
Nah, little too chubby for my taste. I'll stick with the corpo tomboy with an inferiority complex.
>having tits is "obese" now
fucking kill yourself homo faggot
The only attractive girls I T-Bug, the bald black girl. This is what happens when you leave the art department to dykes and women with purple hair.
This is actually my biggest fear with the game, tbqh. I guarantee I'll like most everything else it has to offer, since I'm just big on the style of the setting and the mature rating, but they could easily fuck up and give us the worst romance options possible... like the only option is some ugly dyke nigger or something, in which case I'll be pissed and just fuck whores all day.
>fat
>weird chin
>karen haircut
>nail polish
2/10, at least she's white.
>hype for the game since it was announced because CDPR
>still hype and can't wait
>tons of Zig Forums shitposting over the most irrelevant shit of all time
Christ I hate you people
IT"S MAAM
Hopefully we get enough agency to kill all these abominations, I know you can kill some, but it has to be all, all of them.
Apparently she dies in the trailer, so that would be a pretty shit romance option. I don't dig black chicks, either.
>nigger
>obese dyke
>???
>???
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>obese nigger
>hot corporate mommy
>nigger
>nigger
Yup, that's basically Cyberpunk Witcher, exactly what I expected.
The only two even remotely attractive are Meredith and the dying girl from the tub.
>I don't dig black chicks
Don't worry, no one does.
well that means you're gay cuz that character as some might have guessed indeed has a penis
yes it's a TRANNY and CDPR is a cuck POZZED nigger company and they're working on ending all hetero WHITE mEn
that's right so FUCK YOU OP AND FUCK ALL SHILL TRANNY ENABLING FAGGOT FUCKING RETARDS
Its black though, you have to be white or at least asian to qualify as a human first.
I'd let her fuck my lesbian V.