Get drunk in a game

thank you for this amazing gif

dude stop raping your niece

Someone needs to do it more like Mother 3's shroom scene and full dive the insanity, but obviously toned down from a trip like that, more subtleties like everything seems more ideal except if someone says something you disagree with they will sound much more offensive with it, and the game will do things like that to try and trick you into bad decisions.

Nice.

>get drunk irl
>throwup every four times or so

>get drunk in hopes of having fun with a video game
>just want to go to bed

It has to be something you're already used to, try going back to a nostalgic game that still has online lobbies and go wreck some nerds.

>always remember what happens when I drink
There was one time I threw up a whole bunch, kept drinking, fell asleep by a campfire, and then my friend woke me up and helped me move to my tent. I woke up around 11 the next morning but was so hungover I couldn't move until 2. I still remembered all of that night.

Zig Forums please help me
It's 4 a.m. and I've been browsing this shitty website for like 2 hours

How do I release myself from this hell

>get drunk to celebrate passing a semester without getting a D
>jerk off to GB and shrinking
>develop stomach pains that last two days

you probably slip up in some mundane way like not drinking enough water after, or too much. Or not eating enough before or too much. Maybe a little short on vitamins. Assuming you're drinking about the same amount each time.

Alcohol ruined many years of my life, childhood and adulthood, shit's evil and yet somehow legal, while weeds chill and isn't legal.

I stopped drinking when I started forgetting what happened while I was drunk. Drinking gets less fun the more often you do it, anyway.

I don't think anyone is proposing booze as a viable replacement for water, faggot.

i need help too, my Zig Forumsro.

I told myself I was going to watch a couple episodes of anime and go to bed but instead I'm here

Sounds like the problem is you being degenerate trash who drank as a kid

I ran into the side of a car while riding a bicycle, the car's door looked pretty bad afterwards
The worst part is that it wasn't caused by me being too drunk to drive straight, I was aiming for the car and even accelerated towards it but I don't remember why

>Based
>Redpilled
>On Zig Forums
Is it possible?

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>Drink an entire inventory of beer in video game
>Get mildly tipsy
>Drink one bottle of beer irl
>Throw up.
Why am I so weak?

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Liquor is a social lubricant. If you sit at home, save money on alcohol and stick to water, sure. But if you're at a get together there's nothing wrong with using some to loosen up, especially if you're a proper autist with a stick up his ass. There's literally a time and a place for both.

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some people just have weak stomachs when it comes to alcohol

i've never been blackout drunk because i start chain vomiting after a certain threshold

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1 beer? What IS wrong with you?

Who "despises water?" It's fucking water.

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