If you got to own your very own custom android, what would you let it do to make your life better...

If you got to own your very own custom android, what would you let it do to make your life better? Keep in mind that androids are capable of doing anything a human is able to do at savant levels, not to mention that they have access to the entire collective knowledge of humanity stored within their artificial mind.

Attached: 1564380988382.jpg (2199x2160, 437.21K)

Do my homework, clean my house, cook my meals.

That's about it.

If someone didn't use it for their own personal sex slave, honestly I think there would be something wrong with them. Any normal person, man or woman, would buy and use the robot to get themselves off constantly, because it would be able to do exactly what you want, as you want, etc. It would not be better to have a human partner.

Who made it?

cuddle
the only thing that you cannot do without another person

He's right, you know

I'd want a handsome husbando android that I could clean and cook for, in exchange for holding my hand.

Same. Also you could add cat ears and a tail if you're furry-lite. And a honey dispenser in the artificial puffy vulva.

That one Black Mirror episode got me seething, why go Black Mirror bullshit when you could have your very own AI sex slave.

but this, unironically

My chores, an online job to bring money in, helping to motivate me, etc.
Sex would be nice too but affection would be better.

why would you eat out your android?

Attached: 1587998238094.gif (294x233, 886.43K)

Just having CV-4Cβ voicebank for its voice probably already made my life 150% better

hold hands

Attached: 1521816235252.jpg (846x1024, 58.86K)

What kind of a stupid word is cunnilingus. What is this fucking, latin class for pussy licking? What does that even mean? Cunt language?

Fucking stupid words.

sex

Gimme one Alice but with blonde hair and a prettier face pls, k thx

Attached: b1c150f65b37c8fe6953a9a5a68d5768[1].jpg (932x1080, 124.34K)

I'd program them with the necessary knowledge to turn me into a cyborg that looks just like them.

Then it's just a case of staving off my degenerate urges to kidnap people and turn them into loyal gynoids and gynboy bots. Just imagine some fat NEET completely unaware that he's going to become apart of the "android harem" he ordered.

I wouldn't mindwipe them either, I'd keep them locked in their synthetic prison until they're fully mind broken, it's hotter that way. Compliance will be enforced through arousal and dopamine rushes when completing tasks.

Attached: 1573320370849.jpg (887x612, 60.33K)

Attached: 1593016605904.png (1200x1260, 268.43K)

>Occasional fuck
>Cuddle
>Cleaning work
>If she is enough strong to lift the car also help me for car jobs

If she is very smart i can consider playing games, tabletop, some couple activities.

Based and Asimovpilled

Attached: asimov_robots_dawn.jpg (660x1091, 161.33K)

DrDisrespect thread died for this video game thread

clean up after my nasty gross ass and then maybe kill me in my sleep

Attached: home sweet shithole.jpg (800x600, 88.58K)

Since I have a shitty desk job, I'm working from home, so I'd have it do my job for me.
and then this this and this

Uh yes, I would like to also purchase the Anal Ice Cream Dispenser Module Package.

Attached: 1572200908767.png (345x403, 138.27K)

would play the game

>It would not be better to have a human partner.
you'd essentially be fucking an elaborate sex toy though, it has no agency and so it can't really interact like a human sexual partner would

Keep the house clean, maybe walk the dog, maybe prep the meals, probably have it take a dicking once in a while

>Do my homework
Underage b&

Yes but the important question is how young do they look?

Did you grind your teeth at fellatio too?

see

I'd send it out to earn me money, so I can buy more of these things.

I would ask her to trade stock for me.

He should start his own streaming service, using torrent technology, impossible to ban and doesn't need amazon and google servers to stream video.

>over 120 different flavors
>can change her flavor on the go
>it can be used as replacement to brushing and flossing
>scans your teeth for cavities and plaque, and informs you when you need to go to a dentist.
yes, i would.

Anal and then force her to clean my dick with her mouth

back to your discord tranny

Attached: 1574774255240.jpg (599x599, 31.39K)

They have child androids. There's even a child model number registered in the sex club in the game

>cunnilingus as an option
>not get cock sucked
all men are simps she is an android her "needs" dont matter

Make me feel like I matter and I’m not just a waste of space

I usually avoid using teeth when sucking cock. So no.

Anal as long as she can simulate painful screams and holding back tears.

me on the right.

I'd honestly have her take wifely duties and that's that.

Do you not know what college is?

he's right you know

>It would not be better to have a human partner
If you'd actually ever had a loving relationship with another human being you would realize that 90% of the pleasure derived from good sex is based on your love and affection for the person you're doing it with.

Fucking someone you love > Fucking a robot > Wanking > Fucking a random person you don't care about > Fucking a prostitute.

those are positions from the back, you gotta switch to the front for more options

Have it play Medic in TF2 because it's impossible to convince the people at the bottom of the scoreboard to be useful.

Take the SWEAT pledge already, you fucking tool