Why the fuck do faggots act like this is some sort of classic...

Why the fuck do faggots act like this is some sort of classic? There's something FUNDAMENTALLY FUCKING BROKEN with a game when the first fucking dungeon is literally impossible to progress through without consulting a fucking guide. I have jumped off the ledge onto this shit upwards of 30 fucking times now and it isn't even showing signs of getting weaker, is it just a test of fucking patience? Is this how they pad the fucking game out even this early?
Gotta say, I'm really disappointed with this shit.

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There's something fundamentally fucking broken with your thinking.

nu Zig Forums will fall for this
sage goes in all fields

I remember figuring that out when I was 9

8/10 quality bait

i figured this out by myself when i was six years old :/

>Ledge yo can jump off
>That leads straight to the web blocking your progress
>I DID IT WHEN I WAS A KID WITHOUT A GUIDE JUST LIKE I WORKED OUT HOW TO PUT THE SECOND CONTROLLER IN TO BEAT PSYCHO MANTIS
You're misremembering

yeah nah bro i figured it out pretty quick, once i was up top i thought hey i wonder what will happen if i jump on that web

I figured it out when I was 3 years old lmao

i vividly remember beating the water temple as a six year old in under 2 hours and thought nothing of it, until i learnt 15 years later it's heralded as some chess meets rubik's cube puzzle

Take your meds

Navi tells you that you can jump through it

it's not like there were multiple diving platforms onto it, each one successively higher and causing the trampoline web to stretch even further - literal hand holding baby steps

>You're misremembering
How do I know you're not misremembering? What if you beat this on your first try and now you can't figure it out?

if kids can figure things out you can't, well then

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>OP is so fucking dumb he can't even figure out things I did when I was five
LOL

Wait... I can't remember my parents faces...

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This post was typed by baiting hands.

maybe you're just dumb.
Colonel literally tells you about the P2 slot gimmick if you bother him enough times

at a certain point the Colonel literally tells Snake to plug the controller into the second port

Navi literally tells you. When you walk on the spider web she says there's something below you. Then you walk up to the top, because it's a vertical room, and you walk out on the wooden beam because it's the only thing of note there, and you get another ping from Navi

That outshoot is the obvious key. It's the topmost point, it's the only platform that's not hugging the wall, and I'm pretty sure Navi points it out.

She does, I replayed it only a few weeks ago. It's also in that dungeon that you're told that you can roll to soften your fall - or, you know, not roll to not soften your fall

>the first fucking dungeon is literally impossible to progress through without consulting a fucking guide.

lmao bro we all completed this entire game when we were like 6 all on our own

holy shit git gud seriously what the fuck

You need to do it from the very top

wow you suck ass dude

>lmao bro we all completed this entire game when we were like 6 all on our own
Actually I got too spooked during the Forrest Temple and chickened out. Didn't go back and finish the game til a few years later.

>game literally tells you what to do
to progress
>"wtf why can't I figure out what to do this is shit"
-op in the whole thread

I always used a torch to get through that part. I was really surprised to find out you can just jump on it.

>and ghostwriting for Eminem at age 11
Lies only work if there's a possibility of truth.

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You're supposed to jump from the top floor retard

Yes user, I figured out that I needed to jump from the highest point in the dungeon to break the web before your bitch faggot ass was even born. Fuck off.

Majora's Mask is a much better game than Ocarina of time, because it's a slightly upgraded version of the engine and the devs were more experienced.

Even still, OOT's not bad.

I know you’re joking OP, but there are children on this board that unironically think like that.

No you havent. There are no torches in that room. Actually, I think you don't even meet the first torch before clearing that room.