OOPSY DOOPSY

I've always liked the story. Gameplay is boring as shit. A lot of cinematic games would better in the cinema, thus the name.

The LoK games weren't anything special in the gameplay department either unless you love block puzzles I actually do. They were completely carried by writing and voice acting.

Weird how none of the articles that make this claim ever list any credible sources.

>JEM
>Kikes are butthurt nobody likes them so use money to force themselves into roles that date desirable white women

I realized this when I was a kid and watched Addams Family. Wednesday was the waifu of 90s kids, then in the sequel she is given a Jewish love interest.

Disgusting.

>The surname Morgan isn’t mentioned much in the games. It appears to be a reference to Morgan le Fay of Arthurian legend

>The name Morgan has its own meaning which relates to Drake’s Jewish nature. It stems from the Old Welsh “Morcant” meaning “sea chief,” “sea protector,” “sea defender,” or “sailor/captain,” which may be a Biblical reference to Noah and Noah’s Ark. Indeed, both Uncharted 1 and Uncharted 4 begin with Drake aboard a boat, and water-based settings figure throughout the franchise. This is significant as water is an Aryan element in the JEM related to blood and admixture.[9] Hence the surname implies that Drake is the master or shepherd of the Aryan flock and that he’s a casanova among its female sheep (his “ark”).

This shit is hilarious.

I love how the very first argument about OMG SECRET JEWISH CHARACTERS falls apart when you actually read the article referenced, see the actual context.

It's as if the author either doesn't possess any reading comprehension, or thinks that his audience doesn't.

kys
youtube.com/watch?v=5kDzqScUs-E

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it's the Tomb Raider/Indiana Jones we deserve

She's while, so not diverse enough for the modern ND.

>im
>fucking
>plying

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uncharted's were fun/(overly?) simple movie games. but 4 was 90% climbing sideways. I didn't care for it.

>suddenly
well I really liked 2 and 3 was ok.

This. They are unironically butthurt about being ugly, unathletic, and feminine compared to goys, so they humiliate and poison them through dysgenics, cultural subversion, and filling the food and water supply with estrogen.

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>Two. Suffice to say, Druckmann’s Jewish identity has informed his game design from the very beginning.
>This analysis reveals the likely motive: Her ideas were simply incompatible with the esoteric subtext Druckmann sought to insert!

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>suddenly
Uncharted 2 is one of the best PS3 era games

It's definitely not the direction I want every single fucking game to follow, but for something that I rented at Red Box and played for just about like 3 days, it was a fun, actiony kind of dumb popcorn movie game, it's not the absolute worst, but its serviceable, I don't love it, and I don't hate it, but I do hate what it spawns when EVERYONE wants to be Uncharted

>I've always liked the story. Gameplay is boring as shit
That's pretty much the common opinion that I remember from the time: most loved Drake, Sully, and the adventure. The automatic platforming and mediocre TPS gameplay are what people hated, especially after it really kicked off the trend of cinematic games.

Zig Forums never hated it either

>jews wins again

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I'm not sure she ever written anything of worth besides LoK, and I still respect her just for it.
Like holy fuck how can you not only keep the setting coherent but also make the plot this awesome when the intended ending and half the lore changes every fucking game. This was genuinely a fucking miracle of a series, even if gameplay was getting more boring the more interesting the story got.

>even if gameplay was getting more boring the more interesting the story got.
Vampire may cry would have been sick if they added more depth to it.

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I have the Kain games on GOG, what ones should I play?

all of them, chronologically skip BO2 if you have it, its not related to the storyline
i love Blood omen the most

hilarious indeed!

> The wolf is an animal totem commonly assigned to Aryan characters in the JEM.

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I started paying attention to Soul Reaver because of how it supposedly pushed PS1 to its limits and also being the closest thing to the feeling of Ocarina of Time. How good is Soul Reaver?

I loved it when I played it back in the day. Combat is kinda limited and sometimes feels like a chore but overall is great.

This article feels like it's reaching quite a bit when it starts talking about hidden meanings of Uncharted names.

>Characters named Tom are often Christ figures in the JEM where the apostle “Doubting Thomas” is considered the “twin of Christ” (indeed Thomas means “twin” in Hebrew).

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Neil Druckmann didn't force Hennig out.

> “Angels, in general, as figures, are Aryan with a few exceptions.”

>Tradition places seraphim in the highest rank in Christian angelology and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy. A seminal passage in the Book of Isaiah (Isaiah 6:1–8) used the term to describe six-winged beings that fly around the Throne of God crying "holy, holy, holy".

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Why'd you force her out, Neil

holy shit this is worse than /x/ schizo nonsense

That's exactly what Neil Druckmann would say.

OMFG his wife is named Maria

>as in, Mary
>in, Mary
>Mary