How can one girl be so perfect Zig Forums

How can one girl be so perfect Zig Forums

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She is like the most raunchy character but the better girl to go around, how did capcom even do it?

She's one of those chicks I'd do the dirtiest shit with, and she'd be down with it.

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I've genuinely considered buying this game even though I couldn't give a fuck about DMC specifically for Nico

>tattoos
>on w*men
That just screams that they're mentally unstable and unhappy with their self image that they need to ink their body in vain attempts to try to fix how they look, but only find themselves uglier afterwards too.

>he hates tattoos
Cope. Mentally stable women don't get trampstamps.

It's an "user has never had sex, but he deludes himself into thinking this is because of his standards" episode
Mentally unstable women are the absolute best fucks

I miss the full length erotic posts about being Crew Cut, bleeding to death, as his vision and hearing fade in his last moments he his treated to Nico straddling him, taking a long drag on her cigarette as she grinds her dirty ass crotch against him

>tattooed skank with glasses
>perfect

Perfect.

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why are virgins so scared of tats

>smoking tattoed trash
keep it, and remove from the gene pool

>Mentally unstable women are the absolute best fucks
I'll wait for your day of getting metooed

"getting metooed" is generally only something which happens to americans who sleep with SJW women user, there's a whole spectrum of crazy out there where this isn't a risk. they'll set fire to your car, sure, but it's worth it still.

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Having sex for your first time doesn't add value to tattoos.

>Smoking
"If you need to make a character smoke to make them cool, you don't know what cool is." - Hideki Kamiya

>they'll set fire to your car, sure, but it's worth it still.
it blows my mind the things men put up with in modern society

smoking is cool as fuck
what would that bald nerd know

she looks like she smells like menthol and ass sweat. i bet she doesn't even shave her fucking cooch.

Yeah, that obvious joke was definitely me indicating that it is worth having your car set ablaze in return for sex

This game does not promote smoking or the use of cigarretes

hmmm...sweaty HE invented the two coolest dudes in their respective franchise

He didn't invent the Vergil we know. That was Itsuno.

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They look trashy and scream "I make poor life choices"

She needed to be at least an E cup

okay nerd

>tattoos
Dropped.

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>implying shaved cooch looks better
you sick fuck

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>smoker

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>Hate smoking
>Hate cussing
>Hate tattoos
>Hate slooty clothes
>Dislike tomboys
I FUCKING LOVE NICO!
Is she really a succubus?

>he still thinks it's a joke

Remember when the trailer dropped and everybody shitted on her for being ugly? Man, how the times have changed.

I typed the post user, I can say with absolute certainty that it was a joke and not a comment on systemic mistreatment of men delivered through burning their cars

everyone back than was shit posting retards as usual when a game gets revealed
but when the game comes out they wanna fuck that southern tomboy next door ass

I didn't play the game cause I don't care about DmC but I liked that meme. Crew Cut wasn't even in the game was he?

This isn't about cool, this usually only works on male characters. This is about making the most rotten trampstamped full body inked (including crotch) raunchy trash that reeks of booze and cigarettes.
She's perfect.

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It's a sign of poor self control. Not the sign, but a sign.