You, yes YOU

Ever since I learned about the Sun exploding and giving humanity 7 seconds of life before we're all wiped out AND the brain emitting crazy amounts of impulses when dying I've had several moments a week where I think "I'm dead and this is just my last few moments of living", ever since I was a kid

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I wish we could go an entire thread posting absolutely nothing but TF2 quotes.

Thought you were hot
Guess what, you're not

What ARE Whacka bumps?

NO U

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You are dead, dead, dead

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fuck you your bump heals like 50hp that shit is too good

>Whacka will never exact revenge on Mario

I miss whacka he was kind of like the series mascot. I hate nu paper mario so much man.

I'm alive... AHM BORN...

shut up

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>Paper mario
Bowser is the villain possesed by the star rod
>TTYD
Peach is the villain posessed by Shadow queen
>SPM
Luigi is the villain consumed by Dimentio
>Paper mario: Whack-a-stack
Mario is the villain

Correct!

WHACKED

>Ever since I learned about the Sun exploding and giving humanity 7 seconds of life
Thats impossible because you can just move towards the sun at 8 minets per hour to avoid the blast.

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Who the fuck even eats some dude's bumps

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POW! Haha!

>You are DEAD
It's finally happening

Notubig souprise

what does a whacka bump taste like?

So, did you see the murderer?

So, did you see the murderer?

Nuggies

What do you get when you cross a happy family Whacka with an Italian that bumps him and treats him like trash!? I'll tell you what you get:
>"Hello? Yes, it is me Tanabe. Please add more Toads and all RPG elements."

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Looks like Bread. I'll assume Lambert's

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For the first time in my life
I’m at loss for words...

Nope, sorry m8.

I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

No, YOU are dead!

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