How do I get a gamer gf like this?

>tfw I am androgynous
I am popular with women, but men also chase after me and that's annoying

Post your kneesocks faggit.

>wig
what are the odds you remove that wig and it's a baldcel who looks like Dr phil

Damn I wish I had their chest and ab's.

give me a name you dumb faggots i dont want to google search (yet)

You definitely aren't straight.

It's not a gf. It's a man.

>all that makeup
I look pretty caked up like that too. Doesn't mean anything.
Shameful.

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Thank god you don't have to choose

>tfw used to have a body like that
>started eating and lifting two years ago and gained 40% of my previous bodyweight
feels good lads

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wait why not?

Smooth face, makeup and twinky body type is peak femboi aesthetic.

Why some of these ruin their bodies with conetits and hormones is beyond me.

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why become one when fucking one is better

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gf

If you are attracted to a male then you aren't straight.

>post attractive women
>Zig Forums seethes
>post attractive man
>Zig Forums seethes
>post attractive femboy
>Zig Forums seethes
You're all super fucking ugly, aren't you?

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How do I get a cunny gf?

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but that "male" is so feminine it might as well be a female, so it doesn't really make a difference.

I love these threads purely because they make you seethe.

Cringe.

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pics of him without all that makeup?

>dont even want to fuck him
>just want to have his body
Its not fucking fair. Why do i have to be an endomorph!?

based and cunny-pilled

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the only way to be straight is to be attracted to men. being attracted to weakness is a feminine quality

Being one and getting fucked is the best.
The feeling of a thick cock sliding into your ass, filling you up and rubbing against your prostate,
his balls slapping against your taint with each thrust... No video game really compares.

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does anyone else get off on traps only on the idea that it's someone's son?
it's like fatherhood NTR

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if you like playing games that feel like being assfucked you could always try *game that Zig Forums currently likes to shittalk*

Cringe.

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