What is the most dog shit game you ever finished?
What is the most dog shit game you ever finished?
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I put off finishing DP for the longest time, and then blasted through the Switch version
100% fucking worth it, the final act is legitimately astonishing
How the fuck can you get this running on PC? I downloaded all the DP fix shit but it still runs like dogshit despite showing that it runs at 140 fps. bought this shit on steam years ago. Couldn't get it running then and can't get it running now.
This might be a game that I gotta youtube.
nobeta
Off the top of my head, either DMC2 or Uncharted 1
Did Destructoid really give it a 10/10?
you take that back fag
If it didn't crash, the mod worked. Be thankful
Beyond the Beyond. I have no idea how I finished that game but it's easily the worst I've played.
Does it count if i used cheat codes?
God this "game" is shit
Game needed a nursing home level
probably Demon's Stone. I typically give up on games I don't like quickly but for some reason I went the distance on it
This pile of shit.
Did it at least have any fap material?
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete user
I don't think I ever figured out how to get past a part of the first level even.
This just came out in January and it's kusoge to end all kusoge.
>entire game takes place in one desert with one building in the middle
>all characters are already in the party from the start with no explanation
>rival party shows up in a couple scenes but you never fight them
>random cutscenes when you return to base to try and flesh out the characters but you can't possibly give a shit
>"""base building""" is beyond barebones
>barely runs on PS4, is outright unplayable on Switch
>can be beaten in eight hours
>despite the name of the game you do not do any alchemy
This has to be the most rushed game of all time, literally feels like 80% of it is missing. I think they were going for a game where you rebuild a dying world, were given only a few months, and so made up the bullshit plot twist that hurr durr you're actually on the moon and need to go through a portal to go back to Earth so they could just end development on this fucking abomination
Forgot my picture. Also
>you gain a level every minute up until level 50
>magic and certain projectile attacks will damn near crash the Switch
>15
Game had a woman that had an opened up stomach with an alien blood tree growing out of her, then she yanked it out spewing blood everywhere and dying.
But I guess her nipples weren't visible.
I beat DMC2 with Dante and with Lucia. Pretty bad game.
Yes and guess who wrote it.....
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no shock that it's none other than the fedora lord himself, he would love a videogame that copies pseudo intellectual tv shit
I got tricked into believing it's at least ironically good. It's not
Uncharted 1 2 3
Enter The Matrix. Everything it did was done better by Max Payne mods and they weren't buggy as shit.
Aliens: Colonial Marines is a close second. I paid $5 for it and still got ripped off.
My friend beat that on the day it came out. Myself, his twin brother and two of our friends all hung out and watched him force his way through that game because he had been so excited for it. We still use the phrase "FIRE BULLETS" to this day when we found out you could pour the flammable liquid on your bullets and then shoot them. Also our amazement at the power of glow sticks in that hallway with the instakill sludge.
If this is your main pick you’ve clearly never played a BAD game
Super Mario 3d world.
Drakengard 3. I'm playing the first right now and it's even worse. Good times.