How do you come up with a good, inconspicious username? I don't want any attention drawn to me, ever...

How do you come up with a good, inconspicious username? I don't want any attention drawn to me, ever. I wanna be a ghostly grim reaper.

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The art of NAMES. It’s so incomprehensibly complex, it will take at least a hundred hours to learned understand surface level names

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Just make your name an obscure word that already has a meaning, it will be impossible for someone to google you.

>Look around your room
>Find random mundane object
>Use that as your username
Easy

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Pick a colour and an object or food or whatever.
>purple_spoon
>green_grenade

adjective + noun
It's not hard. People care more about behavior than what you call yourself. Don't run around screeching all your niche interests and no one will care.

Make a name a normalfag would use, as in, use an IRL name as a screen name, no one is going to be talking about a guy named "Mark1212", it doesn't even have to be your real name either, to further throw people off your trail.

How about 69xOP_is_a_faggotx69

Frog4324095
Everyone skims people like that

Purple Bicycle. This is the best one. I also like Bankrupt Hornet.

Hello Mark, how has your day been?

One word with no more then 4 syllables preferably 2 or 3

Use the name of a common object, avoid pretentious or edgy names.

GreenTree vs GrimReaper
Who stands out more?

What could be considered pretentious?
My username was actually called this the other day.

Seymour_Butts
Hugh_Jass
Ben_Dover
ObamaCare91
Amanda_HuginKiss
Mike_Coxmall
iEatAss
Seriously how fucking stupid are you OP

>loroFornido
comes from "parrot" (loro) and "strong/muscled" (Fornido), use it to date to play league of shitters
>loroFornicado
literally "fornicated parrot", originally it was the one from before but the name evolved to evoke offense

Elu89

There you go that’ll be 9.99 plus tip

Whats one of your favorite video game creatures. Moogles? ChainChomps? DeathClaws? Take whatever it is(IE ChainChomps) and name yours either ChainChomp_Reaper or Grim_ChainChomp
If too long shorten ChainChomp to Chain or pick a different critter.
Doesn't matter if it sounds dumb it's an easy naming scheme

Complex or rarely used words i guess? Maybe Latin?
Theres also the names that imply greatness, like GrandmasterSomething or things like that.

Use real life cool names, like Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

>Sluttynun_reaper
Thanks user.

Canned cucumber

These names are exclusively used by fucking annoying people who should be vote-kicked on sight.

If you want inconspicuous, go with . It usually works. Or just don't give a fuck, people have the attention span of a squirrel these days. Just avoid chat, don't be total ass at the game, and avoid taunting behavior and you'll get radio silence.
t. man who has never gotten hatemail, nor friends requests

What about The Man with the Incredulously Large Penis?

Now you shall forever be called in online games cause no one says the full name ever either
Slutty Nun
Reaper
Or simply, "Slut"

Damn what happened did one of these names absolutely blow you the fuck out online or what

>using Reaper
Gay

I use bird names like Osprey, Lyrebird, Albatross etc, animal names sound cool

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For my own naming scheme I use Ninja I just said Reaper cause OP said Grim Reaper
If you like Cowboys use Cowboy_[CREATURE] instead
Or Priest_[CREATURE]
etc

They're statistically more likely to not shut up on the microphone. They'll run their mouth about shit nobody cares about in front of 15 other teammates.

Look at Xbix and its gamertagertagerragertag sicjengovizjengelpme

Everyone in here is doing a really shit job at giving names to a grim reaper who does not want to be noticed.
Bob
Stan
James
Matt
George
Richard

Are you ok? Are you feeling well?

Who in the fuck is called Richard under the age of 40?