>They added cthulu to smite before Jesus

Well just fuck everything up. Might as well add sauron at this point, you're adding fictional book characters outside of religions.

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>he doesn't worship the coming of the deep one

Pretty sure the whole point of Smite was mythology i.e DEAD religious practices. Not defending christ or anything but there's actual nations of people still obsessed with his concept

>dead mythology
Shinto and Hindu gods are in it.

they added fucking Mulan

And its owned by Tencent at this point I'm not sure why they haven't added a skinny meek whipping boy to the mix

>Muh Jesus
Why are Christfags so insufferable? Worse than the fucking Hindus who bitch whenever their gods are mentioned

jesus christ was a fucking bitch ahaha lma

His trait would be a three day respawn timer.

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Please add him I'd love to watch Vishnu stomp the fuck out of some Carpenter

>They added Aang, Zuko and Korra to Smite before Jesus

If they add anything Abrahamic, it'd be old angels.
But I doubt it. Abarahamics are a bit titchy about the whole depiction of god thing, it's just asking for trouble. Pantheons are infinitely safer bets.

When asking "WWJD" never forget that going fucking apeshit with a whip is within the realm of possibilities.

>tfw no old angels

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Reminder that Voltron is based on the creator's readings on angels.

Yeah, yeah woobie destroyer of worlds who gives a shit.

The OT angels reminds me of entities people see on psychedelics
Beings of nightmares

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>it'd be old angels.

Satan is perfectly fine as an option; He's so blurred as a character into secular character that using him wouldn't even piss off the fundies that much since it happens so often. (They don't scream about diablo in HOTS for example)

I thought i remember reading way the fuck back when that they weren't ever going to add Jesus? I might be wrong though idk

>religious figures
>not fictional book characters

o i laff

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Out of all the Christian Mythology figures like angels and devils and shit, Jesus is literally nothing.

Jesus could solo pretty much any other mythological figure. He could take out whole pantheons even.

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Didn’t Jesus take part in the war against Lucifer and his rebel angels? From Paradise Lost

>paradise lost
THAT IS A FUCKING NON-RELIGIOUS NON-FICTION BOOK.

this is like regarding disney's hercules as Greek canon.

They're all fictional

Objectively wrong
Whoever they were, they're gone

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Lmao why are you so mad

Well, by christian theology, If jesus is God and jesus is Omnipotent, then he could do anything.

That being said, by christian canon, no other deities should exist, they'd all just be demons in disguise to deceive people as false gods.

Stuff like Paradise Lost and Dante's Inferno aren't considered canon. Heck the Church doesn't even recognize shit like the Book of Enoch. Basically it's all fanfiction.

Also Lucifer is only mentioned once and it's in reference to a Babylonian King, not even a name just the phrase "o morning star". Satan/Samael is a dutiful agent of God who sometimes preggers human women.

Except in revelations.

>wears a gown soaked in blood while his head is on fire
>bitch
Lol no

>Except in revelations.
No, once again Isaiah is just talking to a Babylonian King in that passage. Revelations talks about a rebellion but doesn't mention anyone named Lucifer. If anything it *could* be referring to Samael because he's referred to as a serpent, but the whole thing about Samael/Satan is weirdly contradictory anyways and just mish-mashed.

also inb4 some shitty translation like KJ, in Hebrew Isaiah literally just says 'o morning star' when talking to the Babylonian

>if you kill your enemies, they win
>not a bitch
The only badass moment of his was when he got angery and wrecked the shit of (((loaners))) and (((usurers))).

But what if I’m only into my catholic faith because Lucifer is such a cool being?

See, this is exactly why they wont add your favorite faggot, double faggot.

Iirc there's a theory that suggests the whole identity of the "Fallen Angel/Morning Star/Light bringer/Lucifer" parallels come from falling comets. I myself cannot remember it but I believe Randall Carlson mentioned something along the lines "Humans watched many catastrophic events throughout our history on Earth and some became memes"

>retard wignat bible takes
Hard pass

your mom worships me when I come deep inside her, faggot

>tvtropes bullshit
what a faggot lmao

>Might as well add sauron at this point
name 1 (one) thing wrong with this

I mean you can be, just know that the rebellious angel probably wasn't called Lucifer. Anyways it's all just Jews and Greeks playing make-believe so doesn't matter I suppose.

Exactly. Christfags want him to be all powerful, but that’s only because they believe in him right now. Just like the faggots in Zeus time thought he was all powerful. There was a pic of Jesus touching Thanos and taking his gauntlet away when irl my boy Thanos would would Jesus in a mid difficulty fight.

I can see why they want to avoid adding in Jesus, but they should still add in stuff like archangels, beelzebub, and various other Catholic/Christian characters that aren't him or Satan

wrong moba

Well, there has been non-diety character in there for years. Like Scylla, Medusa, Fenrir, Fafnir, Ratatoskr and more. Sure they appear in the mythologies, but they're not gods like the premise of the game was supposed to be. I agree though that they've lately gone off the rails with things like baba yaga, king arthur and Merlin. The worst was definitely the Avatar characters!