I am cautiously awaiting this
I am cautiously awaiting this
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>it's an Isekai for some reason
A movie about grinding?
I wouldn't mind that actually
I don't think it's that. Isn't more like they found a portal and now for some stupid ass reason they're fighting monster with these clubs and shit instead of military weapons? Also, why isn't the movie just set with them already established in this world instead of transporting in this one? Why does capcom keep letting the same fuck make movies out of their IP's?
So it's the opposite of the GATE anime?
That's literally what it is
>thinks monsterhunter involves grinding.
Don't ever play an MMO user.
This movie was finished like 6 months ago, they're just waiting to release it.
This, why the fuck are they making it an isekai?
Make it direct to video then
Nice, I dont mind isekai
I will watch it just to see faithfully recreated Holywood-tier cgi monsters, fully expecting the movie to be a dumpster fire.
Think about the plot of Monster Hunter. Even if you tried to make it as exciting as possible, it would still boil down to, "Hunter, we need you! This elder dragon has been seen approaching the village! You need to stop it!" Then he stops it. So you really need to add something else to make it engaging, and I think monsters coming into the real world is a good way to do it.
been waiting years for this
theaters prolly wont even be open by then
or they will have some retardo thing like not accepting cash or have to wear a mask
>not accepting cash
I never thought of this, but what takes precedent in this case? Isn't it illegal not to accept cash? But then what do you do during a pandemic when the virus can live on surfaces? Still, it's illegal to not accept cash.
Why are sharts so hellbent on infecting one another?
>an
If the media wasn't reporting on the virus, would you even know it existed? Probably not.
i needed to add time to phone last month, place wouldnt accept my cash
so i have no phone atm
virus has been ariborne for months, cloth masks do nothing, if you aren't ded you already have antibodys by now
>So you really need to add something else to make it engaging, and I think monsters coming into the real world is a good way to do it.
So going from "This elder dragon has been seen approaching the village! You need to stop it" to "This elder dragon has been seen approaching the city, where people have cell phones! You need to stop it!" makes it more exciting? Why can't movies just embrace a fun setting?
the answer is budget
It feels better to say. MMO is pronounced 'ememoh' and it feels more natural to us 'an' instead of 'a.'
Fucked from the start. Wasn't there a rumored fan movie?
Budget might be part of it. but you must see how that small change actually does make a huge difference. Seeing a fictional city get destroyed has less impact than a place you know getting destroyed.
>Milla Jovovich
So have her and the director's marriage soured so they need to make more bad vidya movies to spice it up again?
>wearing a mask
How is that retarded to ask of people during a pandemic?
Have you ever visited your local hospital?
Because at risk people should already be staying home. There is no reason for the rest of us to worry.
Can you answer the question first, without asking another one?
it's going to be awful and you know it
These are the same people that did the RE movies and some other horrible vidya inspired stuff. They're literally pariahs that only clueless companies like Capcom would work with.
And the MonHun team is the kind of people that think a few unskipabble cutscenes in a game with no real characters or plot is an engaging story, that somehow the monsters carry everything by simply existing and that the success of the franchise was largely due to this strategy, when literally no one cares about the monsters besides their appearance or absence in the series' own games. The literal nameless customizable character has been more interesting to fans than any other monster where cameos and outside appearances are regarded, and mostly due to the dress up too.
This thing is just another video game movie dumpster fire waiting to happen with the possibility of crashing and burning even harder than the standard for this type of shit due to the source material.
Based retard
I think I just have a different mindset regarding this movie. I know for a fact it will be a terrible movie, but I literally am just there for the monsters. I want to see them in high fidelity, fighting each other and hunters. That's all I care about.
Go ahead and tell me why I'm wrong. I'll wait.
Yes, because one of my uni professors died of it
No because my mother is a nurse and I fear for her life everyday.
Damn, one of my Uni professors also died of a heart attack. Shit happens, I guess.
once a virus is airborne it's to late
what happened to worrying aboot it on surfaces? everywhere has some form of hand sanitizer and plexiglass barriers now anyways
only reason people wear masks is because they are too retarded to remember basic school science
a vaccine is gonna do the exact same thing to you if you catch it now and dont die from it
>mila jovovich, a shit actor that only gets any roles because she literally sucks the director's cock
>its a fucking "modern people fall into the world of _____" shit story
>director is a guy whos made one good movie, Event Horizon, in his entire multi-decade career
>will probably just end with US army pew-pewing either a very iconic monster like fatalis or rath, or some horrible cg abomination they make up
People dont listen to the rules
Not trying to bust anyone bubble, but who on earth would be excited for this? Everyone saw how horrible the Resident Evil movies turned out. How you can fuck up a video game zombie franchise is beyond me. It's not rocket science.
>GAMERZ JUST DON'T KNOWZ WHAT THEY WANT!111!1
>WE MADE RESIDENT EVIL FAMOUS! NO ONE KNEWZ WHAT IT WAS BEFORE US!!11!
>PUT MY CHARACTER IN THE GAME!
Okay Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson. I wish I was joking about those quotes
So at-risk people die because they didn't stay home. Amazing. How is it my problem?
I just wanna see the monsters and weapons/armor desu
You're a sociopath. Get help.
This.
>wanting to see props and costumes that'll somehow look worse than some shit at a convention
This bitch would have no career if it wasn’t for her husband only making films starring her.
Its courtesy
It would be courteous for at risk people to stay home so that people who don't need to worry about this aren't forced to. THAT would be courteous.
really?
>Vidya movie
>DURR PANDEMIC
>mask vs no mask
Zig Forums in a nutshell, that being said: Just a flu bro, nobody cares
>Old and fat people can't just stay home! Are you a sociopath?!?!?
Yes, she was also married to luc besson
Not him, but having one good film doesn't say you're a good actress. Her whole character arc was being cute, sexy, badass and a key. Not really hard to pull off
Woah 1 (ONE) movie where she barely had any lines and acted like a retard for most of it.
People who aren't at risk of dying can get sick as well
I got sick many times in my life and will be sick many more times. I truly don't understand your point.
>Making a movie based on a game with no story
Why do they keep doing this? Narrative is important for movies. Why not adapt games that have a narrative?
I hope you get a Darwin award
But there is always a story involved, it is just never the focus.
Go lick a door knob at a gas station so everyone can be rid of you already. Fucking americans.
Every war movie boils down to "the enemy are doing something, you need to stop it." You don't need to add aliens to a story about commandos blowing up a gun emplacement covering a naval choke point to make it interesting unless you're a hack writer.