What kind of game would a goblin be the main character of be?

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Anyone got the BG3 gobbo webm?

This and maybe an Overlord clone, the game not the shitty manga/anime.

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Female gobbos are cringe

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I could see a merchant/dungeon delver game, a la recettear

You know, id like to see that

>you're a goblin working for an evil wizard in his dark shadow kingdom beyond the mountains
>you and other goblins are the cogs in his machine of industry
>you make a mistake and accidentally get your undead foreman killed in the smelting room
>the other goblins take this as a sign that the time for revolution has come
>you have no choice but to go along with it
>the rest of the game is a strategy and planning game about overthrowing a tyrannical government, imposing a new rule of law, and building a new civilization and surviving against the other nations who still consider you an enemy.

Came here to post this.

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You could start off a single goblin in a shitty shack, but as you make that dosh you get better shops, and can hire other gobbos to run the shop or go out and collect wares for you, and you get to slap the shit out of them/hunt them down when they inevitably start getting ideas of taking your business/goods for their own

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Playing as a goblin Boss who sweats loudly whenever his underlings express their undying faith in him sounds pretty fun.

>On a diplomatic mission to the dwarven kingdom to try and get them to stop launching mortars at your underlings
>What the fuck do dwarves like, shit shit shit
>Roll up into town with a cart chock full of rocks, just plain old rocks

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An RTS where you only have female goblins & the only way to make new ones is to kidnap men to breed with them

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Statistically speaking if gobos were real average male reproductive organs would be far to large for a women of that size.

Goblin women would more often than not run from the prospect of sex with a human.

big pussy

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Thats why they love Anal

>to the surprise of the ambassadors from the human empire who keep bringing jewels as gifts, the Dwarves actually love the rocks you brought
>the usual scowling and stone faced dwarves are all hearty smiles and happily passing the rocks around, examining them with fascination, tapping them with small hammers, sometimes licking them, and asking you a lot of technical questions about the metamorphic properties of the rocks your brought from your homeland
>you mumble about how they were collected at the foot of a volcano and it seems to please them.
>one dwarf pulls out a pitch black porous looking rock and shouts something in dwarvish
>the other dwarves gather around him excitedly
>one of them blows a horn
>the dwarf king walks out and the rock is handed to him.
>he walks over to the nearby pond and solemnly drops the rock into it
>the rock floats
>all the dwarves cheer and you're lifted on their shoulders while they pass around beer and sing mining songs.
>the other races never understood
>dwarves don't live underground just because they like treasure
>they just really like geology

Real life dwarfs seem to handle average human cock just fine

literal onaholes

I've masturbated to female goblins like... so fucking much

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gobbos and urks are always cringe, umgi

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"Fine" is subjective but even still real midgets are deformed humans. Compatibility may be reduced due to the deformation but it's still better than with a species that is by nature that tiny.

Sure their may be a few who could handle it but not many.

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>The original artist for that goblin was so good
>Then he got obsessed with drawing her plump to the detriment of everything else and ruined it

they love white human males