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Zig Forums be like

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>implying anyone over the age of 14 cared about the fucking Forerunners in asscreed

Aveline de Grandpré.

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>Words words words words
No

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Top and bottom are both cringe and shit, as is all of asscreed and ubisoft.
Get fucked and learn to make good threads, you dumb piece of homo filth.

Based Nemissa poster

>having mystical artifacts means that women are stronk
vaginas are vaginas. Women are mentally unstable by default and are physically incapable of fighting wars.
It's funny to think that a magical artifact existing in a video game setting is more believable than warrior women. Once you confirm thay women are physically equal to men, you must rewrite all of human fucking history.
I don't expect FEMALE writers to to understand this.

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So how will the female viking treat all the slaves that they will take away to be raped until they give birth to children?

Witty one liners?
Some joke about her vagina?
Trying to justify it somehow?

Twitter be like

The weird alien shit has always ALWAYS been the worst part of asscreed, definitely worse than female vikings

However I do accept that for some people the revised pottery thing could be the worst since it's so subtle and insidious. At least with femviking they're being upfront about it.

This is some reddit level shit

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Who complained about women in Valhalla?

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>Zig Forums be like
go back

Ban all these people replying to obvious bate shitting up this board

Wasn't the chick in Odyssey a full on lesbian?

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But you replied too

Can't the fact that it's literally a created and glitchy or imperfect simulation explain away this shit?

>obvious fantasy and religious mythology inserted into an otherwise immersive historical setting compared to just changing history whilst masquerading as being accurate

women are the least of its issues
the absurdity of the combat in modern AC where you can kick a bear 20ft
complete ignorance to their mis-portrayal of vikings, both from a design perspective and their morality
it's really hard to feel immersed in modern AC. It's like they forgot what the premise of the game is

>However I do accept that for some people the revised pottery thing could be the worst since it's so subtle and insidious
one second they want to portray history. The next they want to make it magical. Then all of a sudden they want to rewrite it. I like how people act as though the creators have consistency with their work, when in reality they are constantly changing their approach based on specific conundrums.

Yes.

Kill yourself, shill.

Except the problem people have is she's ugly as shit. This applies to any character, not just females. I don't want to play uggoids, I want to play Adonises and Aphrodites, not the dregs of society I see on the streets.

no u

cute

I don't care as long as I can make her look cute.

We had this thread yesterday

And we're gonna have it every day from now on because nu-/v\ can't stop talking about AAA trash.

This shit stopped being realistic a while ago

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>ubishill wanting to create mcontroversy for their shitty anual games

every time, ebin

>trying to gaslight people into believing that anyone cares about this
Fuck off shill

>GUYS PLEEEAAASE GET MAD ABOUT THIS AND GENERATE BUZZ AROUND OUR GARBAGE GAME
No