Thread that pretends to be about video games but isn't really

My wife [female vidya character] is cute, CUTE!

something about the last digit and second last digit of this post being equal

im replying to all the posters and im calling them todays buzzword

youre all poo poo brains!!!!!!

greentext of this post, accompanied by a Wojak

Blames political ideology for everything wrong with video games

cope
seethe
dilate
based

the number five

AAAAA NOT MY MOTHER

[reminder that you should play Warship Gunner 2]

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>greentext of this post, accompanied by a Wojak

Why do black people keep doing this to try and force themselves on Zig Forums?

Zig Forums is the worst board

>>greentext of this post, accompanied by a different Wojak

*image of a furry vidya character with exaggerated fat thighs and a comment lamenting the fact she isn't my gf*

Jews

is it still shitposting if every single post in every thread is a shitpost?

picks a random post and replies with based
based

*image of a thirsty wojak obviously attempting to make fun of the post above*

trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies

Something related to little girls

Post that tries to change the subject and make the thread about video games but doesn't realize how futile this is and ends up wasting his own life by replying to a bait thread

*Posts image of waifus with numbers on them from 01 to 99 with dubs, trips and so on for anons to roll on to claim one to derail thread.*

this but also about black men

Male MC > femMC
You only disagree because you are are all women.

I'm tired, wobbie

whines about Americans

rolling for waifu 69

If you pick female MCs, you're a tranny
Seethe, cope, dilate, go back to Discord

THIRD LETTER OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABET

Assumes you are a European despite knowing nothing about you due to the anonymous nature of Zig Forums, and whines about Europeans

haha so meta god we're funny
by pointing out that this thread is meta I am placing myself outside of it and am thus even more meta
christ existence is inescapable

Let me post some buzzwords and bad takes to fit in.

>Why yes, I have a terrible opinion that im ashamed of. How could you tell?

obligatory reply with Christian Bale

Is this thread supposed to be funny? I thought we were complaining about the abysmal overall post quality on Zig Forums.

TWENTY-FIRST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET

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Wait, this is a cross-board thread now?
*posts Hope Solo in an innocent posture*

I'm still buying Cyberpunk 2077?

Why does a boat simulator have music this epic anyways?
youtube.com/watch?v=ldZg77Up86U

Why is OP so obsessed with jews and trannies?

post citing the holocaust was a made up story to cover up war crimes by the english and the soviets.

Tells somebody to seethe, cope, dilate, commit suicide, take their meds, not take their meds, or move to another country, then fills out a captcha about fire hydrants

*Posts huge titty version of the character being posted about for anons to fap to or post more of them.*

tells namefag to kill themselves for being a namefag

Why haven't you played X game yet?
>modded picture or porn fanart of girl from X game with gigantic breasts or asscheeks

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Dilate

there's an air of fart sniffing about it, every poster is aware of the pattern of posts, it feels self righteous to me to try to emulate it as it suggests that you consider yourself to be in some enlightened minority who truly understands and thus you have some responsibility to post about it

Would you, Zig Forums?
>attractive picture of a character from a game franchise

k, I think you're reading into it too much

post laughing at janitors and particularly the voluntary nature of their work

*@(everyone) TRANNY*

Replies to anonymous poster to remind them that I won't remove my name any time soon because I feel it upsets people, and I enjoy upsetting people I don't know, because I'm a deeply troubled person.

Calls you an incel

post lamenting how bad jannies and mods have gotten by now and how the circlejerk of head mods won't ever change or let go of their power to let the site be good for once.

FOURTEENTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET

Post about a game that no one cares about and desperately waits for someone to reply.

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Reaction wojak to various posts in this thread in an attempt to ridicule their comments.

FOURTEENTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET, AGAIN

that's the secret to being constantly unhappy, continue to browse here and you'll learn

Calls you a tenant with an exemption of regular payment to a landlord

Quoting user that doesn't like the game I like, accusing him of being a fan of the worst possible type of game he never mentioned and assuring the others how of course fans of such shit games would never be capable of enjoying my game.

>informative post that goes unnoticed

>accusing another poster of being new for not agreeing with them
That's meta as fuck. Good job sticking with the thread's theme.