Ganondorf

You didn't have access to a dictionary?

The translation team didn't expect zelda autists to be illiterate

You're assuming he has a basic level of education in order to be able to read, instead of having everything text to speech

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so when you were ten they taught you what covet meant?

It's called a real family that raised you on the Bible

"Covet inflicts damage and steals the target's held item if it is holding any. If the target is not holding an item or the user is already holding an item, Covet cannot steal an item.

Even if the user faints when using Covet (such as due to the target's Rough Skin), it still steals the target's held item.

Covet cannot steal an item if the target has the Sticky Hold Ability, or if it hits a substitute. Held e-Reader Berries and Mail cannot be stolen."

>what are context clues
Yes, as a little shit I figured that "covet" meant "want"

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Yeah, I was taught what words meant when I was fucking 5

Because he as king of a shithole.

>how to spot the underage zoomie

And even if I didnt know I would ask someone and learn something instead of being literally retarded. And I have fucking autism you sperg

the collateral was nuking castle town and attempted genocide on gorons and zora, and his people still lived in that shitty desert. Plus uh kidnapping little girls to his moblin rape hideout.

He's a fat old boomer faggot, of course he's going to play himself up as the victim while fucking over everyone younger than him.

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HE USED TO RUUUUULE THE LAND. GERUDO WOULD YIELD WHEN HE SWUNG HIS HAND.

>Held e-Reader Berries
holy fuck i remember that shit
fuck you nintendo and fuck your stupid gimmicks

Then hes upset about the quality of his homeland not his station.

seriously where else would you hear it as a kid?

It's in the 10 Commandmants...

Do not covet thy neighbor is a commonly said phrase even if it's from the bible. Hell that's old testament so Jews and Christians should know it

He's the incarnation of the devil...so no.

What the fuck nigga, do you not read?
Covet is supposed to be advanced english now?

I'd argue that hes the incarnation of evil, not the devil, there is a difference

Ganondorf is supposed to be an adult so he talks like one. Him using words you might not even understand as a kid is intentional as its supposed to be intimidating.

Even if you consider "covet" some archaic or super-advanced autistic English magic level word, it's the climax of the game. It's supposed to have a more serious tone so Ganondorf breaks out some more serious language.

>WWfag who never played other titles thread
>Again
He had 7 years to do so and never did, instead he literally cut the only bridge connecting his people to Hyrule. Can't believe anyone would fall for the bullshit he spews.

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Man fucking Ivan Ooze used words like "odious" in the goddamn power rangers movie, "coveted" is fucking nothing.

Ganondorf ultimately having good intentions for his people at the expense of the Hylians isn't too out of keeping with Koume and Kotake raising him to be a spiteful warlock, plus Ganondorf has better reasons for trying to restore Hyrule (even if he's going to try and conquer it again immediately) than King Hyrule does for keeping it down (nuh Ganondorf can't have Hyrule).

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yes because I wasn't retarded. the only kids not reading at a high school level by then were the remedial students.

>see word you don't know the meaning of
>either look it up, ask someone, or use the context to discern the meaning
Do you not do this or something? How did you learn to even talk?