Can't come up with a good username

>can't come up with a good username
>friends make fun of me, "noone cares bro just pick something"
>they've used the same shitty names for over 10 years

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I thought of a really good username but I'm not going to tell you what it is because I'm going to use it for myself >:)

They were right. No one gives a shit.

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Anyone with a sliver of dignity wants to look good.

The worst and easiest part about picking a name is that only you--the person thinking of the name--is going to give a shit longer than ten seconds.

>not having a trademarked gamer nick you came up with in 2nd grade and have been using for the past 20something years
Never gonna make it.

No one cares, try to remember the last 10 randoms you played a multiplayer game with. I sure as fuck can't.

I do, you fucking tard

I can help if you want user, you just gotta tell me when you want and what you like

all names exist for the sake of other people

wanting yours to be for "you" is wrong and gay

Use your real name faggot

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Literally no one is going to see your dumb username and think "Wow he looks good."

Then you're a faggot

>he doesnt make up a non existing word
Pros of that are you can use it all over the internet and you are guaranteed to get it on first try. Been using the same one since 2007.

MOST people will look at your name and think "Wow that guy's such a faggot", Gay-o-Tron.2008

exactamundo

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This is a gamer identity crisis, you just need to think of something you feel comfortable with, not too hard to type and easy to remember.

>why yes, I do go outside in piss stained sweaters and stinking like shit, it's not like I'm ever gonna see those strangers again so who cares lol, how did you know?

Holy based

This

And again, who gives a fuck? Does the idea of someone thinking your name is gay keep you up at night? What about your real name? At least a few people think that's gay.

You're nobody.
Statement stands.

Try xXxSansUndertalexXx

That's why I let noone know my real name.

>it's not like I'm ever gonna see those strangers again so who cares lol
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. I'm triangulating your position by back-hacking your IP subnet mask. See you tomorrow, Frank.

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ButtMunchersAnonymous
HolyShitSquad
DickHeadJoe

There, I just gave you three awesome usernames, pick one

this but unironically

>usernames are equal to having no hygiene
That's some extreme mental gymnastics

Unfortunately, user, if you have used the internet, signed up for any type of service, have a social security number, a bank, etc., someone has seen your name.

Just stop being so self-conscious bro. It's just a name and it won't be weird or wrong, almost no matter what it is, just as long as you're confident in it.

Internet services aren't people you meet on multiplayer vidya, idiot.

Gamer_Erdogan

there you're hip now

What? We were talking about your real name and people laughing at it. Are you autistic?

First 4 letters of surname + first name
Have been doing this for over 15 years

We were and are still talking about usernames. It's the topic and the only thing anyone here should refer to.

What have you been using for the past 10 years? Why not just stick to that?

I fucking hate it when people try to change their username, it's so fucking confusing

This

I've legitimately been swtiching names every few months for the last 6 or so years, because nothing sticks or it gets made fun of in a way I hadn't thought possible or it simply stops feeling like it represents me properly.

>Have had the same username for 15 years because no one would ever think to take it despite it being pretty simple
Anyone else?

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>people can laugh at your name, does that make you self conscious too?
>That's why I let noone know my real name.
>but people know your name
>WTF IDIOT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT
You're autistic. Pick a fucking username already you low testosterone man baby.

Go with ButtSweat69
I'll give you that gem for free, your welcome OP

You seem to have fewer brain cells than testicles. Begone, retard.

Your "friend" isn't wrong. Literally nobody cares. You're just online retard #548,523

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"funny" names are never good man

>alright i'll just use my unique name that nobody would ever us-
>taken

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> have had the same online handle since my first xbox live account when I was a kid.
> Skyrim comes out
> Bruh is that a reference to skyrim?
SKYRIM MADE REFERENCES TO THINGS THAT ARE NOT SKYRIM YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEE
> Now I am le skyrim man

I've got some usernames for ya
DicksonMychyn
LowTproud2bme
patientPlsAutism
NotRightNowMom

And Ninja is Ninja, what's your point?
If you have any dignity you won't use a bad name, simple as. See