Why do some people find this thing sexy?

Why do some people find this thing sexy?

Attached: Twilight_Princess_HD_Artwork_Midna_(Official_Artwork).png (324x600, 203.99K)

Fanart

anyone who faps to midna imp is a closet Pedo

Attached: the_legend_of_zelda_twilight_princess_zant.png (1920x1080, 1.14M)

Because it is

Pedos

Gay posters leave.

small tits wide hips is the best combo

Seething Pedo

>can just carry anywhere and fuck at a moment's notice
also this

and?
maybe reddit is more your speed champ

Trueform Midna is the sexiest
especially if she fucks child Link

i didn't get it at first either but then i played TP and honestly midna is just one of the sexiest vidya game characters of all time

>smug personality without being annoying
>wide hips and ass, pretty much made to be mating pressed
>that fucking smile

goddamn i just wanna coom thinking about midna

>some people
sorry bro, you're in the minority here

Why aren't you people posting pictures?

Attached: 1594409026586.jpg (430x576, 169.46K)

I can just filter by rating order on e621

Anyone else let those invisible rats in Twilight Princess cling to you and listen to Midna freak out and moan?

Attached: d1hmhjm-51a3748a-bffe-46b7-b791-958d57a14a58.jpg (638x600, 110.01K)

She looks like she fucks like a fighter jet

She looks like she teases insane imp Jesters.

>not wanting to see those baby making hips get fucked by wolf Link
sounds gay familia

Because they're mentally ill

Hyrule Warriors somehow made Midna even hotter in both forms, made forgettable girls like Impa and Ruto into best girls, made Medli even more precious, and ruined Tetra completely with a terrible voice

Closet furry

it's a walking tenga what do you mean faggot?

Look up shortstack.
She has voluptuous legs which signifies femininity.

Also her mischievous, teasing but also cute attitude really ties it in
That little yelp when you sprint as wolf makes my dick twitch a little

Attached: D_vlmxxXkAE0CFE.jpg (790x1200, 108.94K)

Cumming!
Cumming !

ALL I KEEP DOING IS MASTURBATING TO HER LEGS

Attached: 4d1.gif (633x344, 779.77K)

it's at least 50% her personality and the fact that she rides you for a good chunk of the game

>ruined Tetra completely with a terrible voice
It's literally the same voice she slways had.

Attached: ETucIqrUEAExqTM.jpg (1280x720, 364.99K)

Attached: midna.jpg (1200x1253, 301.67K)

midna is an anagram for admin but why?

shortstacks are good stacks

MIDNA ABUSE
MIDNA ABUUUUUSE

>anyone who faps to midna imp is a closet Pedo
That's right you can't fap to female her/she unless she is 21 year old and older and you are only 5 years older than her.

Attached: 4.jpg (1789x1392, 1.97M)

Why? Cooming doesn't even feel good if you do it too much

I don't like cartoony animals, monsters or zoo only

Midna's the only example do a short stack that I like, and even then I'm gonna prefer a woman with real proportions, but her Imp form is waaaaay cuter and more aesthetically pleasing than her true form.

Attached: 8a3.png (1500x1000, 737.82K)

tummy

>hur dur your gay for not jacking off to a thing with the body of a little girl
there are literally several women in the series including Midna's Twili form which are hotter, Cope Pedo.

Attached: Unmasked_zant.jpg (1364x730, 170.42K)

Because it's my only solution when I'm lost user

Attached: images (23).jpg (255x198, 10.16K)

Shortstacks are fucking great

Attached: 1258432e394ff614de65877f8af3dce5.png (526x464, 198.86K)

Short stack

based

Attached: 1594404154570.png (215x90, 31.48K)

what are the twirls on her shoulders?

You fapping to lanky fucking Zant, faggot?
Disregard stupid tramny comment

>Retards thinks shortstack are little girl just because they are small

Holy fucking stupid it's hilarious

Attached: commission_for_mull_t__dezzy_weight_gain_by_feastings2_dc5o33w-250t.jpg (438x250, 21.57K)

Who wants to fuck something that looks like it's from easter island.

Because it's by Koei and they generally do a good job with waifu shit. Cia is fucking diamonds, Linkle is far superior to Link and Lana was alright. Also just a damn good game in general.

>Tfw Patreon is taking down all shortstack content considering it "pedophilia"

Fucking end it Bros.

Attached: Screenshot_20200711-153127_Chrome.jpg (1080x1884, 630.71K)

>Reddit SJWs
>”everything is pedophilia except actual pedophilia”

Licky lick her tummy tum

floating living smug naked nintendo Tenga

Lost how ?

Reminder that the black parts aren't bare skin.

Attached: Twili.png (254x400, 88.91K)

There are far superior alternatives to patreon. Porn artists who use it nowadays are morons.

>Midnafags unironically letting themselves get baited this easily
Shut up and post some fucking pictures. I'll throw you a few bones because even as someone who doesn't totally love her character, that figure is irresistable as
Described

Attached: 1589153365352.png (680x648, 304.62K)

smol
mischievous
cute fang
skimpy "outfit"
fertility goddess hips

Attached: 1457144177057.jpg (510x1200, 344.92K)

Why are artists still using patreon? You can't find the thing you are looking for in their website anyways because search sucks and no tags. Every time i find someone's patreon page is because artist post the link in twitter, pixiv, f95 etc. Might aswell use the alternatives.

>floating living smug naked nintendo pretty fertile looking femdom Tenga

>people
pederast furries (you) don't qualify as people

Wait, why does Patreon care about Pixiv?

The fuck kinda hormone human experiment facility do you live in where little girls look more like the right than the left.

Attached: 1594909314794.png (653x713, 227.89K)

>thinks that posting Zant image means I am referring to Zant as a female or that I am fapping to him.
no I post Zant to trigger the Midna Fag as he was always the better character of the two. I actually fap to Urbosa because I am even more shameful then you faggots

Yes

that nipple... So there´s a vagina behind this shadows

Attached: 1585788423506.jpg (947x1003, 146.24K)

American World/Internet/Culture-Police mentality

Maybe it's just the repetitive clips then because her attack noises and damage noises are fucking awful. Only less annoying than Tingle.

Attached: 1589089548551.png (928x1327, 1.18M)

> you hate us for jacking to loli's because you are from plebbit and defend actual pedos
or I hate Loli fuckers and actual pedos and think you both deserve a bullet to the head?

Attached: 1012902_full.png (270x270, 76.7K)

It's so stupid even that kunaboto dude got banned

Attached: Patreon-Ousting-More-Artists-2020-2.jpg (600x639, 184.39K)

in my country setting up a patreon is not simple because there's a charity law that requires you to have a charity license in order to beg money, this is to make scam charities less possible so it's understandable however it's outdated in the current era
however I did read something about it being possibly in a gray area if you always make sure to give something in return from your patreon, so locking things behind it

but patreon seems like cancer anyway due to them yielding to some coomer variant of cancel culture where some asshurt assholes reports artists they don't like and gets them shut down

It has been designed for that, it is completely impossible for that design to be accidental

>thing
Midna has more SOUL than you do.

>deserve a bullet to the head
Sounds like you belong in a prison, psycho

>you cannot like this sexy thing because my autism believe it's for pedos despite not being a little girl at al

>t.

Attached: image (29).png (2047x1028, 1.6M)

the same where people still find it attractive even with that difference? they both look disgusting and the fact that people fap to either makes me wretch.

Maybe I just have the natural tolerance for Musou style repetition but I honestly never understood the complaints with her. What actually got to me is an user making me realize Skull Kid and Toon Link have the same voice. That's the shit I can't ignore.

Attached: ETucPaxUEAEJ74T.jpg (1280x720, 415.17K)

so what are real patreon alternatives?

Love the harem silk though

Skull Kid's voice is iconic enough though

Sounds like you belong in a prison, king

FTFY

>is a shortstack
>is also a tall amazon mommy
>canonically can shapeshift
How did Jewtendo manage to make such a perfect semen demon? She's got something for everyone

dunno. suscribestar, fanbox, gumroad. no idea desu

If you think shortstacks are lolis then you're either a shitposting retard or just a retard and both are as bad as the other