Remember when this series was about sneaky assassinations?

What does fucking have to do with love?

To buttfuck someone's dirty ass pussy in public you have to be both Brave and powerful.

Fake headline thread?

but can he be straight though? or celibate?

Pagankeks on suicide watch

AC1 was like medieval Hitman, I was so pumped to see where they took it.

we need another good actual assassination game

>Have sex in public
Nice

Alexio can get ass fucked by a stone dildo, he has more homosexual encounters than straight encounters.

>video games?

it's real....

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But wasn’t homosexuality taboo in Norse cultures?

He was a gayreek, so you can easily justify that. Not so much with medieval Norsemen though.

Odin sucks dick
Loki is fucked by a horse.

Gay game made by gays for gaymers

Odin drinks semen for magical power and not for sexual pleasure, he never has sex with men in any way. Loki is a trickster god, meaning he is meant to be taboo, he has sex with that horse in a female form.

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I legitimately hate AAA video games

there is also no factual evidence of female warriors during any time of european history

What ? We really live in a clown world...

>Eivor
Honestly with that name he had no chance.
Still makes me laugh.

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>Remember when this series was about sneaky assassinations?
I remember that it never had a crouch button because that'd be weird in a game about sneaking.

That’s just outright false

for them its not about being historically accurate anymore

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>recorded

And the actual female warriors suck

>Male squads, teams, and crews demonstrated better performance on 93 of 134 tasks evaluated (69 percent) than units with women in them. Male units were faster while completing tactical movements in combat situations, especially in units with large "crew-served" weapons such as heavy machine guns and mortars. Male infantry squads had better accuracy than squads with women in them, with "a notable difference between genders for every individual weapons system" used by infantry rifleman units. The M4 carbine, M27 infantry automatic rifle and M203 single-shot grenade launcher were assessed.[84]

>Male Marines who had not received infantry training were more accurate than women who had. In removing wounded troops from the battlefield, "notable differences in execution times were found between all-male and gender-integrated groups".[84]

Sneaky assassinations?

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>or celibate?
No. Incels get the rope.

Did they ever mention that Greeks were pedos in that game?

YES! I'M FUCKING EUPHORIC RIGHT NOW! I alway dreamed about having public gay sex as a viking in my video games and relive the excitement my ancestors must have felt. What a time to be alive.

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Sounds to me like Odin was good at bullshitting his way out of compromising situations.

As much as Zig Forums goes on about trannies and video games there is actually an element of truth to all the trolling. video games are packed to the fucking brim with cross dressers and trannies, it's fucking true. In fact I would argue the majority of AAA video gamers are actually trannies or LGBT

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>fucking in public
When did Asscreed become a hentai game?

I dare them to make another AC in the Islamic world and give the protagonist the ability to sleep around or be gay.

Can I play as the english pushing out the nordic invader scum?

Some people are voluntary celibate
Like the monks the Vikings raided.

I’d laugh my ass off if the game has your squad of progressive Vikings waging a justified war against bitter Christian virgins. It would almost be a parody at that point

>Shitty low budget spin off is better stealth game than any main line title
Fuck

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>China is the west's only hope for straight-male pandering
truly the worst timeline

>Fuck publicly leader of conquered territory
>Bring shame upon his entire family and clan
Nice

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Is that really a bad thing?

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No
expect a "diversity" patch in 10 years when its OK

You can help Oswald become Sovereign.
Otherwise no.
But historically speaking this ends with the Danes getting BTFO by military folk.

assassinate that boybooty

Basedny won’t censor this, but anime games are a no-no

When it stopped being about assassins.
I'm salty that Desmond is now a plot device because even now the games can't happen without Desmond's DNA flying around.

Isn't this just gonna cause more salt given that you eventually have to knock somebody up or get knocked up for the series to progress at all?

Glad to see ubisoft listening. I dont even care about the assassinations, I just want to reenact an accurate gay viking experience.

So AC3. Because that wasnt about assassins either

And another game franchise I have no interest in. Check.

All vikings were gay

All old cultures were disgusted by homosexuality, the difference is what kind of punishment homos were subjected if they were found out.

It was, Connor was an assassin following the mission of the assassins in killing templars and freeing his homeland.
It was another personal revenge quest but unlike Ezio it never went beyond that.

It’s kind of retarded equating vikings with chaos, making them seem like freedom-loving barbarians, because they really weren’t. They had strong laws and taboos.