how do i become a witch?
How do i become a witch?
Jack Cox
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Brayden Lee
write fanfiction
Ryan Hill
get your mother to unbirth you then have her fuck an incubus and birth you again
Ethan James
Every thread until we reach the golden land
Asher Sanchez
Unironically become a hippie
>move to rural area
>start garden/farm
>drink a lot of tea
>get into tarot, astrology, and other weird shit
>own a black cat or three, and some rats for good measure
this is as close as you can get.
Tyler Johnson
If you write fiction under a super cool pen name then you're a witch, bonus points if it is actually a mystery fiction
Ryder Bennett
Hippies don’t know jackshit about magic
Eli Phillips
Magic isn't real
Nathaniel Clark
what if i write my own unrelated mystery story
Josiah Sanchez
get brain damage so you keep thinking you are a witch in some dumb game of chess in your head
Grayson Morgan
what's the preferred way to give yourself brain damage
Camden Garcia
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David Collins
step 1: find a qt girl
step 2: attempt double suicide
step 3: profit
Jason Long
You need to be a 15 year old girl with a deviant art account. You also need to use emotes like xD :p :D ;) after every sentence.
Landon Clark
If I had a qt girl I wouldn’t need to give myself brain damage, user.
Aiden Lee
is being a witch fun, Zig Forums
Dylan Hall
They do the most stupid and depraved shit just to stave off boredom, what do you think?
Levi Williams
sounds like the average shitposter
Samuel Price
Jordan Young
why is she playing mtg
Owen Morales
because she knows magic
Michael Cooper
Imagine being an inter-dimensional shitposter for over a thousand years.
That's what being a witch is like.
Angel Perez
that sounds fun
Jaxson Howard
Landon Bennett
but battler himself became a witch
Brody Green
Camden Taylor
>reach 30 without having sex
>attain wizardhood
>turn yourself into a little girl
>wait another 30 years without having sex
>you are now a witch
Joseph Morgan
Everyone knows that people only read/watch the question arcs
Jason King
Liam Smith
Get betrayed by the one person you trust
Leo King
Turn yourself into a woman, kidnap a kid and offer it to Satan, sell your immortal soul in exchange for dark powers.