This young drunk student needs escorting home, Zig Forums, will you help her get home?

This young drunk student needs escorting home, Zig Forums, will you help her get home?

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Sure, I'll even give her a bowl of eggs when she wakes up

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

Yes, of course I'd take her home, who wouldn't? I may have to make a quick stop at the gas station to buy some condoms and a snack from God but then we head straight home for a night of non-stop fucking and hearing drunk Risette ramble on about her multiple personalities and shit.

I'll walk her home gently.

Bowl of eggs?

based

you're not fooling anyone user

Sure I will give her the dozen eggs that she has to eat in front of me before she leaves

She's gotta get that morning protein somehow...

Fuck that I'm calling her an uber.

I knew saving this pic would come in handy

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No, because I don't want to risk any false allegations made against my character.

i fucked a drunk young japanese student just this past friday ask me anything veddit

Did you give her a bowl of eggs when she woke up?

Yes.
Then i will take advantage of her drunk state and destroy her anus.

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I will walk her home gently

I'd have her by the river.

she isnt drunk
but i'll still bang her if you want

Yeah, and then I hand her over to a bunch of homeless men to sate their lust with.

where is the webm

YES

Shove eggs up her ass.

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What's the point of walking girls home? Why not just invite them over?
People are dumb, lol.

Rape.

Have you ever taken advantage of a woman that was drunk Zig Forums?

Because I nearly did twice but pussied out each time

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Third time's the charm

>This young drunk student needs escorting home
Sorry, I am already busy dealing with the superior version of her

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Superior version meaning being a much bigger whore?

>admitting to crimes with no statute of limitation
Shut up, cop.

hot

Yes

At least you stay true to yourself.

>a bowl of eggs
Like, a big bowl of uncooked eggs? The fuck?

>drunk
Have you played the game?

I've never had a chance to be alone with a woman before but I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>drunk off atmosphere

That explanation is so fucking retarded

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>dyke
*pukes*

Why was this portrait so fucking weird. Why do her eyes look like that?
It seriously creeps me out.