German server

German server
>autistic furries yelling at each other in english
>emoticons everywhere
>still good at the game

Brit server
>100% bants 100% of the time
>no one actually plays the game
>they determine the winner by making everyone else leave via bants

Finnish server
>basically no one communicates
>any communication is probably something about nazis
>somehow they all play like masters and coordinate perfectly even though no one talks

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stop being eurotrash

Okay amerilard.

Actually pic related, typical for eurotrash to assume everyone else is an amerifat.

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All cute sounding aussie women online are actually Abos.

Brazilian server
>five different dialects yelling broken Portuguese while brazilian rap is blaring over the speakers
>nigger is the only english word spoken
>high ping values and wallhacks make the game unplayable
>no one wins, no one loses and no one gets anything of value from the experience

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This is objectively false. Abos cant separate their nose from a can of petrol for more than 5 seconds.

american server
>they just shoot at each other,, even ignoring any objective and act like it's a regular deathmatch

Literally every "aussie" woman I've talked into sending me pics has been an Abo.
t. Kiwi

Obsessed

thats cuz aussie women dont talk to kiwis cunt.

Okay incel.

>le bantz XDD

That is some of the gayest, underage shit. You just KNOW people are like that who are going to PM you for days "dude it was just bants" "dude unban me it was just a joke" "DEWD UNBAN ME" "HAHA IMPLYING I CARE ABOUT UR GAY SERVER HAHA :^))" after you b& their ass.

Australian server
>everyone flinging insults like theres no tomorrow
>teamwork still occurs
>until some chick with a mic opens her mouth and suddenly every lad in the server has the sole objective of getting his dick wet

inb4 Germans hating on Germany

They're all too busy masturbating to furry porn while the Reich anthem plays at full volume.
Third Reich? Nah: Furred Reich.

american server
>the sound of eating and their fat fucking lips smacking while inhaling food and drink
>sound of food wrappers crinkling while being opened
>screaming non-stop on mic about how their number 1
>the sound of a police officer bursting through their door proceeded by gun fire

>everyone having a good time talking shit
>retard enters the servers
>ha nice shot dumbass
>"YOU FUCKING NIGGER I HOPE YOUR MOTHER GETS RAPED IN THE FOREST YOU CUNT"
>dude what the fuck
>"ha ha it's just bantz bro"

Yeah, this is really accurate. Krauts are mentally ill but they play really well so long as you don't piss them off specifically. Then they'll soft int and sink your game. Best to just mute them and let them do their thing.
Bongs are decent but spend more time talking shit and will even afk to do so if it gets heated. And it can get pretty fucking heated if you know your topics.
And Scandis in general are amazing at the game and very polite on top. Impossible to piss off. I tried.

Unfortunately I mostly play with Spaniards and the fucking French these days.

>t. ASSFAGGOTS player

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>Okay amerilard.

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>German server
>>autistic furries yelling at each other in english
Bullshit, that's stockholm servers

Okay, furgin.

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Nice population density map

Italian server
>teams are set up to be North vs South
>even between the same teams some people can't understand each other
>everyone yelling over each other in voice chat

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Are the accents really that bad?

lmao

Are there really a lot of German furries? I know its a big burger thing, but I didn't know that degeneracy made it there.

I remember playing with random black guys in rainbow six vegas back on ps3 and they were fun. They got really into the game.

I always consider it bantz. It's its own game.

Dumb namecalling like that is really low level bantz too. Who the fuck gets offended by that? It's just telling everyone how mad you are.

>Australian server
>9001 ping
>ear rapey voice chat

My Italian is elementary school tier and I can somewhat understand it but I can't even begin to comprehend Sicilian gibberish.

Multicultural paradise.

>NA server
>"BR? huahue"

Yeah it's a phenomenon

>German server
>someone has mic on
>Mosque sounds in the background

I played with a kraut guy who complained about loud calls to prayer that happen every single day. It's eerie.

Brazil isn't multicultural. It's a post-multicultural monoculture.

American Servers:
>Communication is solely for blaming everyone else for failing
>two types of players. ones that copy what they see streamers do exclusively and ones that "just play" the game
>the longer the match is the higher chance of the American bringing up dicks/sex and/or politics to win an "argument"

Yes, and every single last one of them is a Wolf, Rottweiler, or Deer.

AFIK they do it 3 times a day.
Once at sunrise,once around noon and once on sunset.
Germany btfo

>Rottweiler

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Germans are already perverted on their own, furshit is simply another aspect of it

>tfw dreaming about moving to Brazil

>Danish Server
>No one fucking talks apart from "Sorry" or "Why did you suicide bomb the village in your jet"

Based finns used swastika in their army until recently.

I've also noticed all cute sounding leaf women are frogs. Might be a commonwealth thing.

I though Germany put their migrants in work camps and only let them out for day labor?

Actual Nazi (German) here
It's shit like this why I hate playing with other germans. The only okay germans I know are either old friends or boomers that still play day of defeat source.
Majority of germans, especially young folks, are a pain in the ass to deal with.
Fuck that noise for all I care.

not where i live thankfully, but i do have polish neighbors that get super loud sometimes.

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Russian server
>all they talk is about fucking ur mom

I'd tell you "don't do it", but every other brazilian will tell you that already.

>Actual Nazi (German) here
Nobody cares

that was in 1945

>French server
>Everyone speaks French only
>Trying to play the game seriously
>They're fucking shit at it though
Without fail

If it's all Brazilians, that's homogeneous culture, dumbass.

That was before russians liberated Germany.

I was told that if I say out of the major cities its pretty good.
Some smaller coast line cities in the north looked nice.

sounds fun desu

Mettbrötchen :3 ^^

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must be some faggit from berlin or cologne. I don‘t consider them to be german.

>itt: amerifats hating on germans yet amerifats have a failed country with a failed president and fat people shooting each other in school and over wearing a mask

t. german

at least we just have turks fucking up litearlly everything

It's multicultural if its not white.

german here. Always though furries was an american thing. One day get drunk in the park with a bud see a guy in a furry suite walking around followed by a camera. youtube.com/watch?v=K1W2qRlYUJM
is released the following year. FUCK YEAH ITS SO GREAT TO BE PROGRESSIVE