Will you have a gamer wedding?

No, hobbies should never take over the other aspects/projects/situation of your life, leave that shit home, especially video games

Hi fellow redditors. This is totes awesome, right?! Cx

That RDR2 art is really good!

Why would you ruin your wedding with a cake like that?

Could you do the rest of us a favor and jump off a cliff?

show me what the bride and groom look like

>those grapes are too sour anyways

Hehe can't wait to post my le epic gaymer
wedding cake to Reddit xD

postal wedding very edgy smoke crack and water sports

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Nigga you know they're fat and/or ugly

Um, there's a time and a place to express yourself. It's probably not a good idea to consumate your fuckin marriage infront of the more trad senpai with your lame ass vidya games.

Because the games represented are fundamentally incompatible with the concept of a wedding.

You can work stuff like Zelda into a wedding and still make it look elegant and classy, shooters bring down the whole thing.

so they can get the upvotes

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Having their characters as a cake topper's kinda neat

Statistically marriage is a coin toss, if you're too much of a lower lizard brain monkey to stop yourself from making poor choices that's on you, but I'll make fun of you for it nonetheless.

This dude is definitely a sociopath. Holy shit.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. We both know it's sore grapes though

Just fucking why would you do that?

99% of divorces are the fault of the wife, women just don't know what they want.

If the guy is home they feel asphyxiated and demand he makes a cuckshed, if the guy is out of the house they start bitching about how he's never around and use that as an excuse to cheat.

If the guy has a mediocre job they bitch about not having enough money, if the guy has a good job they rag about how he's never there for her/the children.

If the guy does chores they get angry that he's hypercomepetent, if he doesn't they whine about having to do housework while he "does nothing" (Other than, of course, be the primary breadwinner).

Men are simple, men just want to live comfortably and have sex every once in a while, when a man cheats is almost always because the woman has become a colossal unlikeable cunt, when a woman cheats it's just hypergamy, she's trying to get a better deal.

Literally no good reason given apart from a group of judgemental teens getting second hand embarrassment for no good reason.

When you grow up, you'll understand that nobody cares how people do their wedding.

Nah, he's just an attention whore, she probably did tell him that she didn't want her death to be a sad ocassion so it's cool that he kept up with that but breadcasting it to the whole world for likes is real trashy.

I agree fellow redditor! Put these underage incels in their place! :D

You fucking spergs cabt realize it's a fag cake

I'm a homo mate, I have no skin on this game, thanks to the gods I have no actual reason to ever interact with a woman in a romantic setting, I'm the most objective observer you'll find because unlike you I don't have a vested interest in looking at women through rose-tinted glasses, every single woman I have ever met is exactly the same, a whrithing mass of irrational emotions dominated by her instinct to procreate with the best available bachelor.

I pity straight men, I really do, but I know you're stuck like that, the best advice I can give you is to make do with a fleshlight and focus on your self-growth and well-being.

Peter pan syndrome. Hobbies and toys can't be your primary goal in life.

Time and place, friend. The couple comes off as extremely boring or cringe since they decided to use their cake to showcase that they play video games.

It says Mrs and the left cake topper is clearly supposed to be one of those butch female characters from shooters.

His wife probably died to get away from him LOLZ

>holds his phone instead of her hand
definitely sociopath or some kind of mental case

Yes, and I'll also have a gamer dildo up my gamer ass as my gamer girlfriend milks my gamer dick into a gamer girl condom which she will feed my gamer mouth afterwards

yeah they can
life is shit and terrible so hobbies and toys are two things worth living for, kinda, but life still fucking sucks

>The dude with a mental illness talks down to normal men
Typical lol

What should be? To marry some entitled bitch and be her wage slave until she gets bored, initiates a divorce and lies in court to take your children away?

Nah, you don't owe society a damn thing, the idea that you absolutely must abandon your true desires for the sake of the race/nation/whatever is intrinsically nonsensical, you don't owe jackshit to the people of the future, when the world has gone to shit you're gonna be long gone, let the roaches and the niggers fight for the scraps.

It's cringe since they chose Vault 101.

>getting married

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The dude with mental illness keeps his paycheck while you settle for an unattractive hambeast and become a stressed-out balding piece of nothing who jacks off in the shower to the memory of your daughter's best friend, longing for the day the bitch brings you to court and leaves you with nothing so you can be free from her in your inner-city 1-room apartment begging for a few hours to visit your son.

cope

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