Why the Xbox?

Based Lamarcus

my gf bought me an xbox elite controller for my birthday
sonyroaches will never know this feel

Do americans really?

>get to coom in your horny bitch without protection 24/7
>Zig Forums will somehow say this is a bad thing

Because being a dog parent is so much easier and more fun. You can still go out and party/ travel when you own a dog. Companies are even helping and encouraging us to celebrate mothers/ fathers day because being a dog parent is still being a parent!

>she still gets pregnant

Enjoy your increased risk of testicular cancer.

Women get horny knowing they can get pregnant. If you just want to stick your dick in a warm hole, microwave a steak.

>women get horny for kids, after having kids
LOOOOOOL@ this fucking incel, unbelievable

Yes? Most families have at least 2 kids, are you retarded?

>Risking your health with voluntary drastic surgical procedures
Somebody once told me something along the lines of "People act like surgery is equivalent to a one time medication but once you get cut open like I did your body will never quite be the same. I don't just mean complications. Your body isn't supposed to be opened." That really urged me to keep a healthy routine especially when he would tell me about the ways he always felt less than 100% even after his successful surgery. The area on his abdomen just didn't feel right anymore and he just got used to it most of the time. Cutting into your balls on the whim of your spouse sounds like some retarded anti-human shit

>ground zeros
>not the full game
lol

have to work for boss' yacht and lambo, no time for kids

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>priding yourself on being a genetic dead end

millennials are eternal children and whites are just more self aware about it.

picture was probably taken before it was out.

hello r*ddit

My granpda used to say "medicine is for when you need it, not for when you feel it".
I really can't stand people who seem to take whatever there's around the moment they feel bad, that walk all day with painkillers or alike when they're healthy, but they feel bad.

>Not divorcing her immediately

I don't like kids and I wouldn't want to pass Crohn's on to anyone, shit really sucks. Plus, without children you are free to do basically anything you want with dual income and nothing tying you down. The quality of life difference is insane comparing married couples I know who do and don't have kids.

>medicine is for when you need it, not for when you feel it
This, your grandpa was based.

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based grandpa

Can someone who is married explain to me the logic of buying an expensive gift for your wife/husband?

I thought about getting a vasectomy, not because of a nagging wife or anything. I was severely abused as a kid and would like to just end my bloodline. I´m open for adoption but I really don´t want kids of my own. Am I being retarded Zig Forums?

>Am I being retarded Zig Forums?
Yes. Stop your self pity and take control. It's pathetic.

>Equating the satisfaction of raising the new generation to traveling and buying things

Women take money for cleaning, buying food, etc and they usually steal some for themselves, so she maybe took some of what she stole from him and was super thankful and cool by giving him a bit of his own money back

yes

Not really self pity, I live a incredible life these days and have everything i want, i've read a lot about how extreme abuse has effect on the offspring of victims of it, increased aggression lower iq etc

>late born with single parenting child
Nope, i literally have no idea what i have to do, also i don't want playing roulette over dumb child that will ruin everything.

I would get one myself as well, but I prefer not to waste any money
I'll just fap all day and deal with it until I am basically sterile

That child will be as dumb as you.

Because white children are bad, goy.

Most women have jobs and their own money, except if you're talking about one of those middle eastern countries ?

>i've read a lot about how
Here's how I know you're full of self pity. You believe what some twat wrote in a book about how you're damaged and must forever feel broken. You just said you have an incredible life - so act like it. All it takes is to get over your weak mindset and live anew.

It's ok your fate was decided at birth, your genetic lineage will end.
The millions of organisms and billions of years that culminate in you will end, and you probably don't even care lol.

Well then, he won't.

>most women have jobs
Ok burger

I'm the last of my line and will not be having children. I don't feel bad about it in the slightest and cannot imagine why I should.