Imagine jerking off to Witcher 3 while refusing to play the first one

Imagine jerking off to Witcher 3 while refusing to play the first one.

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1>3>2

first witcher. best witcher.

witcher fucking sucks

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I played the entire trilogy back to back

3 > 1 > 2

correct

>implying
It's the only one I played and finished. Dropped 2 because combat is annoying as hell for me.

>posting anime
>believing that people will take you seriously

anime is for chads, incel.

This, but all three are mediocre.

I actually just replayed it despite not liking 1 my first run through. Pretty fun game, the worst parts like re-treading through swamps and shit are assuaged by watching seinfeld on my other monitor. I also enjoy the combat

It aged like dogshit inside a jar of goat milk in the middle of the desert, you fucking contrarian.

Both correct, I consider both games equally good (nice atmosphere, quests and story but terrible combat). The Witcher 2 though is really bad on many levels.

>playing elric of melniboné rip off

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Witcher 1&2 are too much of a pleb filters for the mouthbreathing normies who unironically enjoy Witcher 3.

1>=2 > * > shit > u > 3.
Fact. 3 was borderline not a witcher game, and was a craptastic open-world game to boot. Only way it's ever even remotely acceptable is if you are a zoomzoomnigger and it's your first open-world game.

Fpbp
Witcher 2 combat was atrocious

still the only Witcher game I bothered to beat even when I had to reinstall it halfway through
it's impressive that you can write that sentence without killing yourself

>HURRRRRRR ITS THE BEST GAME BECAUSE IT REALLY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A POOR POLISH PEASANT 11/10

Atmospherefags should kill themselves. Atmosphere can add to a game but it doesnt make one

I jerked off to the romance cards

>that quest where you sneak past the cockblocking angry granny to fuck a girl
This game had so much heart.

Your mother sucks dwarf cock

witcher 2 is my favorite since its actually possible to die even if it is a rollfest
witcher 3 nothing feels like a threat if your equipment is mildly up to par
witcher 1 is rough around the edges and has barely serviceable combat but its unique enough to hold you even if running back and forth through that fucking swamp is a nightmare

my lads
The whole beginning village/outskirts portion had the best atmosphere. Makes you want to go to country side and visit babuska.

I really can't decide the ranking. Witcher 2 was lame in many ways, but I also liked it more than the others in other ways. If I was going to replay one of them it would definitely be Witcher 2 (even though I've already played both paths).
I think it's the character development and the depth to the story, told through the two paths, that makes it so good. It didn't really feel like the Witcher, though, and it was certainly flawed in a variety of ways.

I fucked a she-elf once.

I'm going to replay it soon. Last time I played it was on release so I want to see how it holds up. In memory I hold it as arguably the best in the series.

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I'm an atmospherefag but I didn't feel it much from 1, much stronger in 2 and 3, especially 2.

The third one is the only one worth playing. You can cope as much as you like.

Based and zoomerpilled.

It's definitely the one I look back on most fondly. I had the most fun playing it, and I think about it a lot more than 1 and 3.

I'm kind of pissed off though because my australian copy is censored so I can't fuck the elf or the succubus in Iorveth's path.

Imagine Yennefer shrank you and kept you in her nylons

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if Witcher 2 didn't such a shit gameplay it would be much higher, story was pretty good. It really felt like a consolized game compared to 1. First game wasn't perfect by any means but the gameplay was really more fun and engaging than 2.
Same things for 3, all it needed was a better open world design, better combat and less focus on Ciri (or at least make the Wild Hunt interesting as bad guys

Fpbp

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I actually really liked Witcher 3's open world for what it was. Open world in the sense of no contrived barriers of limitation but not Open world in the sense where it actually incentivizes you to run around aimlessly to do stuff like Bethesda does. The worst thing Witcher 3 does was TRYING to get you to play it like it is a Bethesda game with all those stupid question marks on at default.

Imagine paying any witcher game when ghost of kino exists.